Does it matter how fabulous you are at something if no one notices? (I’m not talking about you doing a good job and your boss not noticing!) If you can perform the most amazing trick or do what most would believe is impossible, does it count if it’s not witnessed by another?
Even if you’re engaging in a meaningless stunt that you think the world could care less about, think again!
Records are hit and broken daily (at least in some part of the world!). It sure seems that gas prices hit a new high every other day in Hawaii!
But just like this blog is about true oddball stories that are stranger than fiction, there are people out there looking to do wacky things just to make it into the record books. If you can do anything just a bit better, that could make you a title holder. That is IF you make sure the right people know.
Like the team from Guinness World Record.
There are two men right now awaiting their stamp of approval after shaking hands — for 9.5 hours straight!!
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Duo tries to break world handshaking record
Associated Press
SAN FRANCISCO — Kevin Whittaker and Cory Jens deserved a hand after their record-setting attempt, but they probably didn’t want to shake it.
The pair sought to set a new world record Monday by shaking hands with one another for 9.5 hours, apparently beating the previous record set by two Germans by a half-hour.
The Guinness Book of World Records still must confirm the feat, one that Whittaker, 31, and Jens, 30, felt pretty confident in achieving.
“I looked up what some of the weakest records were,” Whittaker said. “I’m not going to break the 100-meter dash record, but I thought I could break this record.”
The rules from Guinness appeared easy enough: Handshakers are not required to look each other in the eye or exchange pleasantries; they simply must grip palms and continuously move their hands up and down.
The historic day began at 2:07 p.m. outside the Ferry Building, where the duo endured the discomfort of such issues as sweaty palms, arm cramps and, of course, bathroom breaks. By nightfall, the two decided to continue their quest for greatness at a hotel bar, where they found warmth, comfortable seats and alcoholic beverages.
The effort culminated at 11:38 p.m. with a bottle of bubbly — and some much-needed space.
“It’s not that fun, believe me,” Whittaker said. “I’m a little tired. My shoulder is tired. In fact, it’s extremely painful.”
Information from: San Francisco Chronicle
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Though records are beaten frequently, it’s still hard to think of something that hasn’t been attempted. And doing something faster, longer or better is no easy task.
What amazing feat would be great for the record books? Got any special skills worth sharing?
Maybe balancing 16 spoons on your face (one kid balanced 15 for 30 seconds) or lifting a heavy weight just by your ear (can you beat 136 pounds, which dangles from a clamp on your ear?)…
How about breaking a motorcycle speed record blindfolded (speed of 165 mph reached on a Kawasaki Ninja) or buying the most expensive pair of jeans (one sold for $60,000)?
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(added on 5/29)
Thanks to BananaFish for the humorous write-up of the handshaking event and his mention of the chest bump (which hopefully was a follow-up on my post on the fist bump!). It was the first thing I thought of when I saw this awesome photo of our president doing the chest bump!!

In this combination of photos, President Bush and graduate Theodore Shiveley from Plano, Texas, bump chests at the United States Air Force Academy graduation ceremony on Wednesday in Colorado Springs, Colo. (Associated Press)
Apparently the story behind that photo is that many of the Richardson Air Force Academy graduates asked President Bush to do something unusual for them during the commencement.
Some stashed pens in their socks so he could sign their hats. One even called his parents and asked the president to say hello on a cell phone.
Lt. Theodore Shiveley definitely got the best photo-op though he admitted he was nervous about smacking into the commander-in-chief because he “didn’t want to get shot by the Secret Service for jumping the president.”