Love and friendship
November 19th, 2009 by ShaunaFrom loving someone now and forever to I-can’t-even-be-your-friend, these ODD relationship stories top this week’s round-up of strange headlines. But you might also want to watch for any falling ice from an airplane, brush up on your rock-paper-scissors skills and think twice if you want to put your ninja skills to use...
French woman marries dead partner
UPI
DOMMARY-BARONCOURT, France — A French woman said she was granted a wedding to her fiance nearly a year after his death in a car collision.
Magali Jaskiewicz, 26, petitioned to be granted a posthumous wedding to Jonathan George, her partner of six years and father of her two children, after he died in a road accident two days following his Nov. 25, 2008, marriage proposal, The Guardian reported Tuesday.
Jaskiewicz stood in her wedding gown next to a picture of George during Saturday's ceremony in Dommary-Baroncourt.
"I'm not really in the mood to celebrate," she said after the ceremony. "We're going to drink a cup of coffee and I will thank those who have supported me."
French officials said dozens of posthumous weddings are approved each year.
-----
Unfriend is U.S. dictionary's 2009 word of the year
Associated Press
NEW YORK — What word sums up 2009? How about unfriend?
That's the New Oxford American Dictionary's 2009 Word of the Year. It means to remove someone as a friend on a social networking Web site such as Facebook.
Each year Oxford University Press tracks how the English language is changing and chooses a word that best reflects the mood of the year.
Oxford lexicographer Christine Lindberg says unfriend has "real lex appeal."
Finalists for 2009 also included netbook, which is a small laptop, and sexting, which is sending sexually explicit texts and pictures by cell phone.
-----
Chunk of ice crashes through roof of Colorado home
Associated Press
BRUSH, Colo. — A basketball-sized chunk of ice crashed through the roof of a family’s Colorado home after apparently falling from an airplane passing overhead.
Danelle Hagan and her 9-year-old daughter were at home in Brush on Saturday when they heard the kitchen ceiling come crashing down. They were not injured.
“I hear a huge, what sounded like an explosion. And I look over and my kitchen is basically in shambles,” Hagan told KMGH-TV in Denver. “It was very terrifying.”
The Federal Aviation Administration was sending investigators to the home to investigate whether the ice came from an airplane. The Hagans put some of the ice in their freezer.
FAA spokesman Mike Fergus said Wednesday the ice chunk appears to be “Rime ice,” which can build up on the outside of a plane’s fuselage when it flies through cold and wet air.
Fergus says that it doesn’t appear the ice was “blue ice,” which comes from an airplane’s toilet.
-----
'Captain America' wins rock-paper-scissors title
Associated Press
TAYLOR, Mich. – A Michigan man has won the world Rock Paper Scissors championship in Toronto. Tim Conrad clinched the title after five hours of play and nine matches at the Steam Whistle Brewery on Saturday night.
Facing off against his best friend in the first all-American final in championship history, Conrad beat Tom Butkin with paper covering rock.
Organizers say Conrad dressed as Captain America during the competition to honor his home country.
Conrad takes home $7,000 in prize money.
The championship was organized by the World RPS Society.
-----
Police: Would-be Seattle ninja impaled on fence
Associated Press
SEATTLE — Seattle police say a man who thought he was ninja was impaled on a metal fence when he tried to leap over it.
An officer who was looking for an assault victim nearby Monday night heard the man screaming for help. Police supported him to prevent further injuries until medics arrived and took him to a hospital, where he was in serious condition in intensive care on Tuesday.
Police spokeswoman Renee Witt wrote in a department Web site posting that officers thought the man might have been involved in the reported assault, but he insisted he was just a ninja trying to clear a 4- to 5-foot-tall fence.
Witt says the man was "overconfident in his abilities," and that alcohol likely played a role.
His name was not released.
-----
O&E ODD entertainment of the day: Lady Gaga's new song "Bad Romance" — what a strange video...
Tags: airplane ice, marrying dead guy, rock-paper-scissors champion, unfriend, would-be ninja
November 19th, 2009 at 5:08 am
First!!
November 19th, 2009 at 5:12 am
2nd
November 19th, 2009 at 5:13 am
Good Morning to all my non-unfriends
How about some "Blue Ice"</strong"? ewwwwww
November 19th, 2009 at 5:14 am
bah, too early. Put on your glasses so you no mess up your tags. oops, it is on. Oh well
November 19th, 2009 at 5:16 am
I don't even want to think of blue ice.
November 19th, 2009 at 5:25 am
Speaking of blue ice, isn't there an actual product by that name? I could've sworn there is a product (by that name) that you can use in coolers in place of regular ice, to keep your beer, food, soda, etc. nice and cool.
November 19th, 2009 at 5:26 am
Morning!
David In Oregon and Ynaku: The cooler-type blue ice is the only kind I know of...what are you guys talking about?
Ocean Lover: Just a bit late on the new topic!
November 19th, 2009 at 5:27 am
Morning all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (again)
November 19th, 2009 at 5:32 am
Shauna
Read your post about that chunk of ice that fell through the kitchen roof.
ewww ewww
Morning teejay and da rest of you Oddballs
OK Jun Ken Po
November 19th, 2009 at 5:39 am
YM-QB: I was thinking the same kind of blue ice you were. Of course now, after seeing this article, I won't look at that product in quite the same way. I just hope no one hands me one of those things and says, "...here, use this crap in the cooler to keep the beer cold."
November 19th, 2009 at 6:01 am
@ QB:
Fergus says that it doesn’t appear the ice was “blue ice,” which comes from an airplane’s toilet
November 19th, 2009 at 6:14 am
Guuuuuuuud morning Hive!
I saw that story about the overconfident "ninja" in our local paper. What a numbnut.
Posthumous wedding? Was that so she could get survivor benefits for herself and her kids? Kind of an ODD concept.
November 19th, 2009 at 6:19 am
KAN: That's what I was wondering. Could some of these weddings be for collecting survivor benefits and/or suing for other stuff?
November 19th, 2009 at 6:30 am
hanapaa, David In Oregon and Ynaku: Oops, I saw that but I just didn't connect the dots at first!
KAN: Hmm, survivor benefits. Never thought of that angle!!
November 19th, 2009 at 6:32 am
QB: connect the dots? You want me to put more messages up like I did yesterday, so you can try and connect more dots (and dashes) ?
November 19th, 2009 at 6:36 am
Good morning David In Oregon, Ynaku, Shauna, teejay, hanapaa, KAN and da hive!
Shauna, you are up early.
November 19th, 2009 at 6:36 am
Good morning M, what is for breakfast today?
November 19th, 2009 at 6:37 am
morning. there's a blue disinfectant chemical that they put in airplane lav systems that turns everything in there blue. once in a while, there's a leak in the system up at 30K feet and the frozen stuff is blue ice. when there's a spill on the ground (un frozen) it's "blue water".
November 19th, 2009 at 7:00 am
matt: I've always disliked that blue color. It's too eerily blue!!
M: I'm an early BEE!!!
November 19th, 2009 at 7:07 am
Blue on blue, heartache on heartache ...... sorry no access to u2b at work
November 19th, 2009 at 7:15 am
Shauna, if you think you don't like it as a passenger, try working with the stuff (not arms deep, but working with the guys who are arms deep) in a spill situation...yuck!!
November 19th, 2009 at 7:18 am
AAAAAAAAAAAAACK! I missed the new post! Here I BEE catching up on this morning's world events, "green" hints to help the environment, PETA news, tricycle repair tips, etc......
Queenie.........."early BEE" my butt.
OL..............blue ice in fruit punch looks purty
November 19th, 2009 at 7:22 am
for the 2009 dictionary word of the year, I'd like to nominate the word (phrase) BLATT BLATT OTTOTT
November 19th, 2009 at 7:32 am
Bhaahh when I looked at the very first sentence in the ice falling incident, I thought ewwwww I hope it isn't blue ice! Whew after the last sentence!!
OL: blue ice in fruit punch???? eeeeek! hmmmm... when it melts does the usually red fruit punch turn purple??
November 19th, 2009 at 7:34 am
OL: Blue ice in fruit punch? Is that how they make a Blue Hawaii?
November 19th, 2009 at 7:34 am
There's a Rock Paper Scissors SOCIETY????? whoa.... competition is one thing but, whoa!
November 19th, 2009 at 7:42 am
$7,000 playing "Jan Ken Po"?
Can use "DYNAMITE" or what?
OL..............going get BEEzy
November 19th, 2009 at 7:43 am
Good Morning Hive!
That wedding thing... whatevers. I'm sure/ I hope all the angles were conseidered before granting the license.
Ninja: bhhahaha! stoopid.
Unfriend: This is the first time I ever heard that word. So there's a word for what I did to an ex BF who I remained friends with until he decided to disappear and then resurface with a lie and I deleted him as an email and cell ph contact. oh.
Blue Ice: Good to know the toilet kine is blue so if a chunk ever lands near me, I know the diff.
And finally... Jan Ken Po tourney? Geez, we could all be champeens! $7000?!?!!! We could have BEEg weekend hive party!
K, gotta catch up with the other guys AND FB. Haven't BEEn home since yesterday morning.
November 19th, 2009 at 7:45 am
@ DiO...........hahahahahaha........you STILL like my trauma summarized by:
BLATT.......... BLATT........... OTTOTT!
OL....................should put that on a round sticker with a diagonal line through it
November 19th, 2009 at 7:45 am
French woman.. hmm how do we KNOW her partner proposed days BEEfore he died? I guess I can understand still wanting to get married to her now passed on fiancee, for the benefits.. for the kids.
Ninja boy.. dang he better have been drunk!
unfriend is the word of the year?? Sigh.... what is our world coming to... bhahahhha
November 19th, 2009 at 7:51 am
@OL: I should go make a shirt for you. I could have someone draw up a pic of a stall. At the bottom of the stall will be feet and shoes, both facing backwards. There will BEE a gaseous cloud coming from the stall, and within the cloud will be the words "BLATT.......BLATT......OTTOTT"
November 19th, 2009 at 8:06 am
Morning all.
About the impaled ninja, I thought we were afraid kids would get stupid ideas from watching super hero/action movies...
November 19th, 2009 at 8:20 am
OL: "Dynamite" in Jan Ken Po... I forgot about that one!
Hey Shauna (and anybody who might know): Is it true that Lady Ga Ga is a hemaphrodite? Jus' wondering.
November 19th, 2009 at 8:21 am
@EMM386 I hear you. What about MTV and that Jacka$$ show. Kids imitating stoopid stunts that can get them killed *grrrrr*
Wait a minute.... none of those posts are from Florida today
November 19th, 2009 at 8:22 am
sally and Hemo what??????? I hemo my clothes beefore I take shower. Wat kine hemo her?
Sorry it's Hema. Da kine Hema I get is da kine to pound nail
November 19th, 2009 at 8:24 am
Wonder if we should hold a Jan Ken Po competition at the party tomorrow night????
November 19th, 2009 at 8:25 am
sally: I can't BEElieve you never heard the word unfriend BEEfore!! But like Ynaku said... hema what??
November 19th, 2009 at 8:35 am
The term BEE "hermaphrodite"....I tink dats da spelling.
Dat's when "she" got BOTH PARTS.
Put another way "she" can go "$#%@ herself" (rimshot)
OL...........educating Queenie bout hermaphrodites
November 19th, 2009 at 8:35 am
Aisus, I went google Hemaphordite. It's a SHIM
https://health.google.com/health/ref/Intersex
Eh no tease about micropeni$, was supah cold
November 19th, 2009 at 8:36 am
Bwahahaha OL *fist bump*
Halunka sally, look what you started
November 19th, 2009 at 8:40 am
Eh Ynaku............what's "Halunka"?
OL..........da BEES bee teaching each uddah new words today
November 19th, 2009 at 8:41 am
no, for real kine, you donno what is. You guys don't watch Oprah? LOL
Hemaphrodite: Intersex is a group of conditions where there is a discrepancy between the external genitals and the internal genitals (the testes and ovaries). The older term for this condition, hermaphroditism ...
In other words, they got both. Not necessarily fully formed, but sometimes it is so difficult to determine at birth that they guess M or F. Hey, not my definition... ya gotta watch Discovery Health Channel.
Or Oprah.
@Shauna: serious, I never heard the word unfriend BEEfore. Where I been?
November 19th, 2009 at 8:42 am
EMM386: Stupidity surrounds us...speaking of ninjas, how about some music today on movie soundtracks featuring cool ninja scenes?
HNL2LAS: Considering dozens of those marriages are approved each year, wonder why she waited nearly a year...
Ocean Lover: Thanks for the education!!
So who does the Finger of Shame go to this morning? It's not even 9 a.m. yet!!
November 19th, 2009 at 8:44 am
I take that back...sally's definition is much more educational!! Don't know if she is that but I thought I read once that she is bisexual...
David In Oregon: Your shoe comment is out of moderation!
November 19th, 2009 at 8:47 am
Yah, what is Halunka? I seen dat word here (or somewhere) BEEfore.
What dat?
November 19th, 2009 at 8:52 am
@Shauna: glad I could BEE of edumacational service to you today. ha! I copied it from Google definition... didn't want to say in my own words and risk getting the Finger of Shame award. Leave that to the shameless experts!
Still wondering... what is 'halunka'?
November 19th, 2009 at 8:56 am
Isn't dat an Elvis song? "A halunka halunka burning love?"
MayBEE I go ask WEIRDO............
OL.............................STRANGE discussions this morning
November 19th, 2009 at 8:56 am
So, to recap the week thus far: on monday the hive was buzzing about chamingas, chamongas and putting your balls in the hole. this lasted through tuesday. wednesday brought forth a discussion on loose pubes. and today we're talking about he-she's
what will tomorrow bring?
November 19th, 2009 at 9:01 am
Good Morning Hive!
Interestinf stories and conversations today.
I thought I read that Lady Gaga is bisexual, not a hermaphrodite.
But you never know.....
November 19th, 2009 at 9:04 am
Halunka = Shortened form of Ahanakokolele
Add that to O&E's dictionary
November 19th, 2009 at 9:08 am
How come OL dunno "halunka?"
I expect Queenie not to know that kinda stuff, not OL!
November 19th, 2009 at 9:09 am
Shauna, jun-ken-po, known as Rock-paper-scissors or roshambo is actually a big time gambling game among some of the big money poker players. they literally gamble thousands of dollars on it. some of them try to detect patterns in their opponent's choices and capitalize on it as well as attempt to induce mistakes by their opponents (setting up false patterns then countering when their opponent "catches on".)
if there's a human element mix with a modicum of chance, people will gamble on it and some will exploit it.
November 19th, 2009 at 9:11 am
So, how exactly was this "ninja" impaled on the fence?
Did it stab him in the leg, or did it, uhhhhhh, "go in through the out door?"
Banana ..... imagining a puppet
November 19th, 2009 at 9:17 am
matt: Gasp!! I'll have you know that my topics weren't about those last two... ODD how they somehow stray to such themes!!
BananaFysh: Imagining a puppet?!?! Bwahahaha!
November 19th, 2009 at 9:18 am
Wow sally. No secrets are safe here, eh?
November 19th, 2009 at 9:19 am
matt: So how does the tournament work? Once you lose you're out and you keep challenging others till you're the last man standing? Although I love to gamble, I think I'd rather play rock-paper-scissors than bet on it!
...I'm still trying to figure out how to play this tomorrow night in a big group... I'm picturing we form two lines and play each person down the line??
November 19th, 2009 at 9:20 am
Rodney: Haha, there are no secrets in The Hive! Well, sorta...
November 19th, 2009 at 9:23 am
"whoosh"
November 19th, 2009 at 9:27 am
Banana..........I wonder if "halunka" is a neighbor island term?
I NEVER heard "halunka" BEEfore.
And THANKS for the "mind image" of the guy impaled through the ahem "chute". Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww..............
OL..........."ahanakokolele" we all heard of......where does "lunka" come from?
November 19th, 2009 at 9:31 am
g'morning BEEps!
Largo - haha! i read it that way too!
Lady Gaga is one ODD
wahineperson.ho.......that bolo head cat in da vid freaked me out!
*for once........da bolo head reference not aimed at OL*
November 19th, 2009 at 9:34 am
ahanakokolele has evolved since we were kids.
...hamba lala
...hambaaa
...halunka
???
Never heard halunka BEEfore. Then again, I never heard unfriend BEEfore either.
November 19th, 2009 at 9:34 am
Hey Rodney...............
WHOOOOOOOOSHHHHHHHHHHHH
Yeah I didn't know sally was one too
nah nah sally only joking 
was Rodney that said it. 
November 19th, 2009 at 9:35 am
Good Morning All!
@OL- I think "halunka" must be one neighbor island term. I never hear of it either. Growing up it was "hanaka" or "hanala".
@BF - "in through the out door."... hahahaha
November 19th, 2009 at 9:36 am
Found this on LGG
http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2009/09/lady-gaga-addresses-hermaphrodite-rumors-vagina-very-offended/
LGG sez that her beautiful (her descrip, not mine) VaJayJay (my words, not hers) is very offended. She's not offended, her VaJayJay is offended.
Sorry gang, after a night and morning of only the company of a 4yr old, I am craving adult conversation.
November 19th, 2009 at 9:45 am
Good morning.
@OL #47 - Elvis Song? Hilarious! I never heard of "halunka" either. I'm not going near the LGG discussion...
November 19th, 2009 at 9:50 am
Queenie - i played a jan-ken-po tournament at a party once.
they started off by giving each person a little
moneyitem of value.then you just battle with whoever (one time, best of 3 or 5, etc). the winner takes the losers iov (item of value).
you keep doing this until ultimately one person goes undeafeted and wins all the iovs.
November 19th, 2009 at 9:53 am
Ice Shave vs Ice Cream
Tomato Beef vs Beef Tomato
Halunka vs Ahanakokolele
Mango Pickle vs Pickled mango
November 19th, 2009 at 9:54 am
opso. I hold this iov is not my heinie lite
November 19th, 2009 at 9:55 am
Ooooooooooooo 69
Fits this post
November 19th, 2009 at 9:55 am
bwahahaha
sorry, too much paperwork making me all Hema - jang
November 19th, 2009 at 9:57 am
@opso: so lemme get this shtraight. Plenny peoples = plenny items of value? Is this game going to BEE played tmw nite?
@visitor: additional input is always appreciated. We need to keep each other educated! Are you going Triad PahTay tmw nite?
November 19th, 2009 at 9:57 am
Ah......Ynaku..........it should BEE:
Ice Shave vs. Shave Ice
This LGG........she BEE strange.....both her, her VA JAY JAY, and her teeny peenie.
OL...........can't figure out how WEIRDO's are so popular
November 19th, 2009 at 9:59 am
Ynaku - and they get um wrong too! s'posed to BEE ......"ice blue"
November 19th, 2009 at 10:03 am
sally - yuuup! more da merrier!
just gotta think of what da iov is gonna BEE. hmm......
November 19th, 2009 at 10:07 am
@opso: bottle caps?
OL: teeny peenie bhahahaha!
November 19th, 2009 at 10:09 am
opso: Ooh, I like that idea!! Or what about if everyone plays with $1. You lose and the other person gets it and so on until the last man standing gets all the money!
Rodney: No, I did get it but just made a comment off the ending part of your comment. Promise. Seriously.
Ynaku: ICE CREAM!!
Ocean Lover: I also agree with you and the others that it is a Neighbor Island term. I also said "ahanakokolele" or "Hambaa." We need to teach these backward people a thing or two!
November 19th, 2009 at 10:17 am
BACKWARD?????????????
November 19th, 2009 at 10:22 am
sally - bottle caps? sooo......
O&E = ODD bottle caps
WWD?! = BEEa bottle caps
MLC = milk covers (POGs) haha!
November 19th, 2009 at 10:22 am
Queenie.....you young naive girl.....NEVER call neighbor island people "Backwards" if they say common phrases WRONG.
OL.............teaching Queenie AGAIN
November 19th, 2009 at 10:25 am
@ Sally - Re: Tomorrow nite... I was building "courage" to make it...lol! But family event came up...maybe another one.
Have fun all!
November 19th, 2009 at 10:25 am
Queenie - zomg! play jan-ken-po for money! halunka!!
November 19th, 2009 at 10:36 am
@visitor: no need courage to meet these kooks. Just need to know how to laugh. It's just like you know them and we know you already. No scared.
I missed a couple important ones already and this one is too cuz anklez is here. (HEY! where is he?)
I gottsa BEE somewhere by 8:00 or so, but trying to figure out my timing so I can BEE all kine places in one night.
November 19th, 2009 at 10:38 am
visitor:
You're going to miss another one? 
opso: Yeah, money money money!! We're in the back room!! We can do shady things!
Ocean Lover: So what do you publicly call them? And what do you really call them when you think no one is listening?
Ynaku:
November 19th, 2009 at 10:38 am
Shauna,
it's a 500 dollar buy in, single elimination tournament (winner moves on, loser is out). each match is a race to 5 (first with 5 wins wins the match). winner gets an entry to the world series of poker main event (10K).
November 19th, 2009 at 10:49 am
@ Queenie - "So what do you publicly call them? And what do you really call them when you think no one is listening?"
To both questions........"my friends".
OL..................just telling da truth
November 19th, 2009 at 10:50 am
Queenie - "backwards people?!" da noive!
i don't like your tone young lady! it's like saying......
"so easy......a neighbor island person can do it."
November 19th, 2009 at 11:05 am
November 19th, 2009 at 11:06 am
matt: Is that ever aired on TV?
Ocean Lover: But what if they are not your friends and just a random person?
opso: Now that is a great slogan!!
Heh heh!!
November 19th, 2009 at 11:08 am
hey opso, she going ask for manju and I going tell her "We don't have Manju from Kitchen Two Ladies" Or no more chocolate covered shortbread cookies from "Candies Island Big"
Go eat your "Cream Ice"
November 19th, 2009 at 11:11 am
Shauna,
I doubt they air it on tv. it's pretty much informal and not an official event at the world series. just a bunch of degen gamboolers, really. they may show snippets because some of the name players participate.
November 19th, 2009 at 11:13 am
@ Queenie - "But what if they are not your friends and just a random person?"
Then I call dem "STUPID PEOPLE".
OL.........gonna cavort in a few minutes
November 19th, 2009 at 11:14 am
Good afternoon and happy Thursday!!
Blue ice with red beans in the middle. Yummy!!
If I taught that wannabe ninja the real ninja skills then he would have no problem jumping over a fence while drunk. That is such an easy skill to master.
November 19th, 2009 at 11:32 am
Ynkau: OOPS!!!! I forgot I really want some manju!! I like the one with the white beans. I guess black beans would BEE the second choice!! I think folks from the Big Island are the most FORWARD-thinking people I know!!!!
November 19th, 2009 at 11:43 am
Eli,
my double secret ninja school teaches how to go through fences. no jumping needed.
November 19th, 2009 at 11:45 am
CHEE HOO!!!
I just won a free Turkey and Ham from Fooland from Light 94.7 Kumu Radio!!!!!
November 19th, 2009 at 11:51 am
@ Sally - was that you? I was "half-listening" just awhile ago when Devon was teasing the winning caller. I should have paid more attention...congrats! That is lucky!!!
November 19th, 2009 at 12:02 pm
@Shauna: Got it. I'll try and whip up a playlist.
November 19th, 2009 at 12:03 pm
@visitor: yah, that was me! WHOO HOOO! I've been trying since last week after my friend won.
Next contest... the iMac!
November 19th, 2009 at 12:06 pm
matt: You go to a double secret ninja school? No wonder I never learned that skill.
November 19th, 2009 at 12:06 pm
#100
November 19th, 2009 at 12:14 pm
@sally - I thought you'd be more of a 99.5 listener.
November 19th, 2009 at 12:15 pm
@sally - or a 107.9 listener
November 19th, 2009 at 12:17 pm
MLC = Dice - big fuzzy dice. LOL
November 19th, 2009 at 12:31 pm
@Rod: We switch around at work but I'm at home today. I don't listen radio at home but I wanted to win this so bad!
I don't listen to 107.9 but I went to a promo gig for their motorcycle giveaway and won a key for a chance to win the bike. I actually tried to sign over the papers (all legal shmeegal) to put BL's name but couldn't. So poho cuz I have no use for the bike. I am, however, keeping the tshirt. LOL
...fuzzy dice? You better stop BEEfore us overage folks get banned from da Hive.
November 19th, 2009 at 12:31 pm
sally: How did you win the turkey? What did you do?
EMM386: Woo-hoo! Looking forward to it!
Rodney: Dice?? So do I get a tiny pair of ODD-sided ones??
anklebiters: Wake up!!! Where are you????
November 19th, 2009 at 12:34 pm
Music time! Let's start with the obvious for the theme:
Cee-Lo and Jack Black - Kung Fu Fighting
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OpPwcM_NJw
November 19th, 2009 at 12:36 pm
Robyn - Konnichiwa B!tches (Not really on theme, but the title makes me laugh)
(NSFW for the word b!tches and some sexual innuendo in the lyrics)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdTucUya9YE
November 19th, 2009 at 12:40 pm
Song is sooooo terrible
Vanilla Ice - Go Ninja Go Ninja Go
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFLGRidfFo4
November 19th, 2009 at 12:43 pm
Kara - Butterfly (Naruto Shippuden soundtrack)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kPrRBmxIsM
November 19th, 2009 at 12:45 pm
Flow - Go (Fighting Dreamers) (Naruto Shippuden soundtrack)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCYJ1_lr3vo
November 19th, 2009 at 12:50 pm
Five for Fighting - Easy Tonight
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKqI2w9yiL8
November 19th, 2009 at 12:51 pm
@Shauna: listen to Light 94.7 Kumu, they announce what time the next contest will BEE. When the time comes, and they tell you to call, dial quick. BEE the 9th caller and you win a certiicate from Foodland for a Free 17lb Turkey and a Canned Ham. In other words, you gotta cook 'um. LOL
Was funny cuz my radio wasn't even on, I just knew the contest was at 11:40am and took a chance to call.
Last wk a gal who won thought it was cooked, she was like "huh?" Was freakin' hilarious!
November 19th, 2009 at 12:51 pm
Stray Cats - Rumble in Brighton
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDSV05TYHyE
November 19th, 2009 at 12:52 pm
BF, #53: from the Seattle Times' crime blog (http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/theblotter/2010286564_police_would-be_ninja_impaled.html):
"This never would've happened to Bruce Lee.
Seattle police say an intoxicated 25-year-old man, who told officers he believed he was a ninja, was impaled on a metal spike Monday night after a failed attempt to jump a 5-foot fence.
Around 11:15 p.m., officers responded to the 600 block of Seventh Avenue after a 41-year-old man called police to say he had been assaulted, said police spokeswoman Renee Witt. Officers arrived and found the impaled would-be ninja, Witt said.
It turns out the older man, who was heavily intoxicated, tried to go into a sports bar in the 600 block of King Street, Witt said. The younger man, who isn't a bar employee, barred the man from going inside-- and an argument between the two men escalated into a fight.
At one point, the men chased each other in the street, she said.
In an attempt to get away, the younger man 'thought he'd basically be able to jump over this fence, and he didn't quite make it,' Witt said.
As a police account of the incident notes, 'Clearly he was overconfident in his abilities.'
That's when the older man called police to say he'd been assaulted.
As police arrived to search for a suspect, one officer heard the 25-year-old's screams and found him stuck on the fence with the metal spike jutting out from his buttock, Witt said. The man was bleeding profusely.
He was taken to Harborview Medical Center, she said. Questioned at the hospital, the man told police he believed he was a ninja.
Since the two men 'were in the middle of the street, chasing each other around,' Witt said officers determined neither man would be arrested on suspicion of assault."
Ouch.
November 19th, 2009 at 12:56 pm
D-12 - Fight Music
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aX_FXlM00JA
November 19th, 2009 at 12:59 pm
Europe - Ninja
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INFvReKPljM
November 19th, 2009 at 1:00 pm
If you're not in love, but you have a friend and "benefits" then you get "unfriended", I guess that means you lose your benefits too.
November 19th, 2009 at 1:00 pm
KAN: eeeeyyyyoouuuuuch!!!
November 19th, 2009 at 1:02 pm
For the old school gamers:
The Ninja Gaiden Video Game theme song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EO6M43dn44M
November 19th, 2009 at 1:03 pm
The only thing worse than the unfortunate stories above is if blue ice fell on you while you had a spike up your ass and your email just notified you that you've been kicked of Odds & Ends for life.
November 19th, 2009 at 1:08 pm
Okay, hard theme. I ran out of Ninja songs. For those who like Final Fantasy and/or Dead or Alive, (or for those who like CG animation and have 45 minutes to kill), check out Monty Oum's Dead Fantsy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvBRQPxzP3k
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKtG-wsH2VM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7vKrBDXx_s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lzeNAj8aiE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekJHJbMpQgM
November 19th, 2009 at 1:36 pm
Did Queenie just call Neighbor Island people "backwards?"
How rude!
Hey, did you know I was a fortune teller too?
I predict no manju or mochi in a certain copy-editor's future.
November 19th, 2009 at 1:39 pm
I think Neighbor Island people are the bestest.
November 19th, 2009 at 1:44 pm
@KAN -- YIKES!
So, the article wasn't real clear, but did it actually "go in through the out door?"
Or did the fence "tear him a new @$$#*!3?"
Well, either way, if there's blood, it ain't good!
"Rectum? Damn near killed him!"
November 19th, 2009 at 1:46 pm
sally, never mind giving the bike to BL. I pay for shipping to Hilo on "YOUNG BRO" not the Supah Fairy.
Ho Rod, make points yeah?
I catch da hint.
November 19th, 2009 at 1:56 pm
@Ynaku -- Yeah, Largo knows how to play the game.
Not like somebody.
November 19th, 2009 at 1:57 pm
Who has a/c at home
Jet lag
November 19th, 2009 at 1:58 pm
BF: COL (chuckled out loud)
I was niele enough (and had a little bit of spare time) that I Google-earthed the area where the incident is supposed to have taken place (it's in the I-District, couple blocks from Uwajimaya). I can't find any kind of fence that would meet that description. I did find the sports bar that the lolos were supposed to be near, but no fence.
November 19th, 2009 at 2:00 pm
ynaku:
I took a picture of the breakfast we were served...I don't have a memory card reader on my laptop
M:
I didn't know they had DTV out here...did you include a DVR with it?
November 19th, 2009 at 2:10 pm
@anklebiter, no I didn't maybe I will upgrade later. Do you have DTV?
It's so different from Oceanic Time Warner.
November 19th, 2009 at 2:25 pm
M:
I can't live without it....and the DVR is great...if you can, upgrade to the HD DVR and receiver. Its a whole level above cable, probably cheaper too
November 19th, 2009 at 2:41 pm
Sally:oohh da lucky! YAY!
November 19th, 2009 at 2:42 pm
For me growing up it was Halaaaa...and hanaokolele!
November 19th, 2009 at 3:05 pm
@anklebiters, I switched to DTV because it was cheaper than Time Warner and I got more channels on top of that too. In this ecomony you gotta cut cost where ever you can.
Anyone interested in to switching to DTV and save money, talk to me about it tomorrow night at the Triad pah-tay. I can get you a better deal than you can get on-line....
November 19th, 2009 at 3:31 pm
anklez! yayyy you're here! You're asking for a/c? This is one of the most gorgeous days we've had in a long time!
@HNL2LAS: thanks! I just got back from Market City Foodland, home of the most horrible parking EVER! But I was smiling cuz I got my free stuff!
M: I switched to NOTV. BEEn TV-less for a few years now and don't miss a thing. The few things I like to watch, I find online.
OH! Just remembered... Ghost Hunters is on. BEE back later.
November 19th, 2009 at 3:44 pm
So Thanksgiving turkey and ham at Sally's house on Thursday. Who's in?
November 19th, 2009 at 4:46 pm
Hey there Hive.
I may not be able to make it tomorrow to the party. I got another commitment I must attend to. It will get over late in the evening and I will be in no condition to go out anywhere.
Darn, I really wanted to meet Anklebiter IRL.
November 19th, 2009 at 7:00 pm
Good evening QB and Hive.
November 19th, 2009 at 7:09 pm
Good evening David In Oregon and The Hive...
November 19th, 2009 at 7:16 pm
don't mind me, i'm having some doughnuts from voodoo doughnut
November 19th, 2009 at 7:20 pm
David In Oregon: What kind doughnut?
Kage: Aw, shucks that we'll BEE missing you!!
November 19th, 2009 at 7:30 pm
@DiO: arghghghghgh! As the weather has deteriorated into the average Seattle November funk, I've been craving more sweets than usual lately. We're expecting storm #4 to blow in tonight. Sweetie's not feeling well, so he's already in bed, and I'm going to follow shortly. G'night Hive.
November 19th, 2009 at 7:46 pm
QB: I got 3 glazed doughnuts, and 3 apple fritters. Both the fritters and the doughnuts are huuuuuuuuuuuge.
November 19th, 2009 at 7:52 pm
Good Evening!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just got home! Did the "Manchi's" run while Da Teenager had his guitar lessons. Thanks Queenie for the tip. The whole month of November they had that special going and this is the first time we went there!
Time to bocha and BEEt someone's BJ score.........muahahahahaha!
OL...............small kine tired
November 19th, 2009 at 7:53 pm
KAN: I know what you mean about the weather. What drives me nuts about where I live, is the seemingly never ending winds.
November 19th, 2009 at 7:59 pm
Good evening Hive
Would anybody like to buy insurance?
(just preping for my job interview tomorrow)
....DiO, it looks like we're getting some rain tomorrow. Hope all is well up near Portland.
November 19th, 2009 at 8:04 pm
Scott: Things are okay....for now....I never know what will happen next, as things seem to change by the minute.
Hope all is well with you and your ohana. Seems BL is heading this way sometime next month, so I'm compiling a list of stuff for him.
November 19th, 2009 at 8:19 pm
Good evening hive!
November 19th, 2009 at 8:22 pm
DiO, you getting me drooling these past couple of days with all this talk of voodoo d-nuts. gotta bust out the baskin robbins rocky road, I guess.
November 19th, 2009 at 8:37 pm
matt: I know how you feel. I've been thinking of doughnuts since Halloween night; however, everytime I've been in Downtown, Voodoo has been crowded.
Tonight was the first time when I was able to walk in the door without having to wait outside first.
November 19th, 2009 at 8:38 pm
David In Oregon: I never even had a voodoo!! I last bought apple fritters from Costco. They were pretty huge also!! How come you bought so much? Do they hold weel?
Scott: Life insurance??
Ocean Lover: Woo-hoo! Don't you love deals? Tart fart tart fart BJ BJ BJ BJ!!!
M: See you tomorrow night!
KAN: Storms make you want sweets and not warm liquids?
November 19th, 2009 at 8:40 pm
Shuana, see you there! I hope there's new PEEps.
November 19th, 2009 at 8:41 pm
QB: No particular reason why I bought so much, other than I WANTED IT. I figured I could save what I don't eat today, and eat them tomorrow.
November 19th, 2009 at 9:10 pm
M: We have one more day to persuade them!!
David In Oregon: The little joys in life!
EMM386: Thanks for all those music. Sounds like you know a lot of those gaming music. So are you going to your regular Friday-night hangout or you gonna come out and meet us BEES?
November 19th, 2009 at 9:26 pm
Shauna,
voodoos are a biiig chamonga sized joy in life.
November 19th, 2009 at 9:41 pm
matt: In that case, I finally would BEE able to get some chamongas!
And remember you asked about what the next post would BEE? Should stay pretty clean though it does involve some kind of ball! LOL!! We shall see... 
Rodney: Count me in for sally's Thanksgiving dinner!
anklebiters: Hope you are enjoying your vacation so far!!