Sink your balls in my ...
November 16th, 2009 by Shauna...breast cups! But wait, I'll get to that in a bit.
The innovative products coming out of Japan never fail to amaze me. Several questions immediately pop into my mind: Who even dreams up these interesting contraptions? Do people actually buy that kind of stuff? Are these the kind of products that have lasting power?
Either way, the ODD items keep on coming and it's my job to share them with you...
Bra doubles as golf putting mat
news:lite
An underwear firm has revealed a bizarre new bra that can also be used as a golf putting mat — after it has been taken off.
The "Nice Cup in Bra" from lingerie firm Triumph can be rolled out onto the floor to offer practice on a 1.5-meter green putting mat.
Players then hit the ball into the breast cups to score. When the ball goes in, a voice from in the bra says, "Nice in!" The bra has a matching pink skirt and briefs, which when opened, turns into a flag reading "Be quiet."
Makers claim the bra — which is not due to go on sale — is their response to the increased number of Japanese women who are taking up golf.
Exactly what they wear while practicing their putting has not been explained. A spokesperson for Triumph said: "In recent years more and more people have begun playing golf purely for love of the game and an increasing number of young women especially are now spending their weekends on the green.
"The main feature of Triumph’s “Make-the-Putt Bra” is that it can be transformed into a putting mat by turning it inside-out and spreading it out on any surface.
"The two bra cups become the holes in the 1.5-meter mat, allowing the putter to make two holes in a row."
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Still unsure of how this exactly works? I got some video for you!
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So can this help your short game? What other ODD golfing products have you seen?
And when it comes to distractions on the golf course, what are some of your top ones?
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O&E ODD image of the day: What's wrong with this picture?
Have you noticed the girl in the background? Noticed her bum? Well look at the picture carefully. If your answer is YES, then go and see an OPTOMETRIST! What you see is the shoulder of the girl taking the picture...
Tags: breast cups, golf bra, Japan, Make-the-Putt Bra, Nice Cup in Bra, putting mat, Triumph
November 16th, 2009 at 3:33 am
good early morning QB and Hive!
November 16th, 2009 at 4:07 am
November 16th, 2009 at 4:23 am
Morning all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 16th, 2009 at 4:31 am
Interesting concept that putting mat. It doesn't seem very big to practice putts though. I'm just sayin'....
Distraction on the golf course? The woman sunbathing nude in her backyard at Rio Secco in 'Vegas. None of us in our group were able to make par on that hole!
November 16th, 2009 at 4:37 am
Given the fact that I've never played anything but miniature golf, I think I'd need the Dolly Parton putting green.
I need all the help I can get.
November 16th, 2009 at 5:01 am
Good Morning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Bum....bum bum bum bye!"
OL..........gotta git ready for anudder day
November 16th, 2009 at 5:09 am
The eye doctor won't clean up my dirty mind !
November 16th, 2009 at 5:15 am
Good Morning Queen!
Good Morning Hive!
The Japanese are so ODD! $ex sells a lot there, but in a very ODD way.
November 16th, 2009 at 5:36 am
Good Morning. Can I go smooth out the greens now?
And as for bum de bum bum, leave us to our imaginations.
November 16th, 2009 at 5:53 am
Good morning to The Hive! All you other sleepy people, wake up!!!
November 16th, 2009 at 6:04 am
I don't know how that product would help my short game, but I know how it would help my long game
November 16th, 2009 at 6:23 am
Here come da inuendos! (as only da pros in da Hive are so good at!)
November 16th, 2009 at 6:31 am
Good morning David in Oregon, teejay, Jack, jaydee, OL, roach, sally, Ynaku, Scott, Shauna and da hive!
A friend emailed me that ODD photo last week.
November 16th, 2009 at 6:35 am
roach: MayBEE you are overpaying that eye doctor!!
M: So what did you first see when you saw that ODD photo?
jack and teejay: What's for breakfast this morning? I got muffins! Two tiny blueberry ones though!
November 16th, 2009 at 6:40 am
Good morning! Or errr good night for me, gonna go sleep after this.... gotta love babysitting in a 24 hour town... *yawn*....
Wow, that bra seems fun.. but yah..... they take it off to practice, what.... naked???? bhahha... funny stuff.
okay.... I guess I gotta get to the optometrist! bahahahha... hey, my excuse is no sleep yet! hee hee...
November 16th, 2009 at 6:43 am
Hey HNL2LAS, You live in a town that never sleeps
Oh yeah I can help with the greens. Those kinda Chaminga sized though. 
November 16th, 2009 at 6:54 am
Good morning.
Does the girl come with the Bra? I'll need to see how it works as a putting mat.
November 16th, 2009 at 6:56 am
Talk about checking out the greens. Wonder what kind texture, bent or bermuda.
November 16th, 2009 at 7:21 am
@Shauna, I didn't see an elbow. Only after I read the end of the email, than I could see that it was an elbow.
Is that a one size fit all bra?
November 16th, 2009 at 7:24 am
Hmmmmm...
The A-cup model must be very challenging... or maybe you can just use it as a driving mat..
November 16th, 2009 at 7:28 am
Just saw the video. Would that BEE "TWO holes......in one?" (rimshot)
OL...............strange stuff
November 16th, 2009 at 7:34 am
I guess I better NOT cancel the appointment for the eye doctor....hahaaha.
November 16th, 2009 at 7:41 am
Mornin’ Hive!
HNL2LAS: It’s 9am and your just getting in
my hero
jaydee: Was that a BIG distraction. We played once at that course and the group in front of us had the T-mates.
Shauna: No breakfast for me
Unless someone wants to share a muffin 
November 16th, 2009 at 7:48 am
Ukuhead: Of course A-cup models are the best! How else are you going to get better at your game if the holes are too big??
David In Oregon: If you're not a golfer, I guess the Dolly Parton one is good for you to practice on!
Kage: Yes, keep your doctor appointment!
M: Yeah, I had to read the end of the e-mail to see it also. Oops!
November 16th, 2009 at 7:50 am
Good Morning All!!
That's a good way to get in some putt putt!!
November 16th, 2009 at 7:53 am
that's what's wrong with my short game.
@Che,
not sure I'd want that girl to come with the bra...judging from the video, she'd kick my okole on the course.
Shauna, feeling frisky today? btw, mini-muffins are all good.
November 16th, 2009 at 8:38 am
Good morning everybody
BEEzy day for me today, goin BEE visiting Ynaku dis week
actually mo like BEE workin on the BI 
NKHEA.....BEE back
November 16th, 2009 at 9:03 am
Good morning and happy Monday!!
The ODDest stuff always comes from Japan. I need to move over there to enjoy the crazy gadgets.
I hope the girl comes with the putting mat. She can help with my putting stroke.
O&E ODD image of the day: I knew that was her shoulder in the picture.
When I read the title I thought Shauna enjoys "teabagging?"
*sits in the corner for a timeout*
November 16th, 2009 at 9:10 am
I'm into gadgets but not the kind, electronic kind. I have a new gadget, maybe I'll share the info at the triad pah-tay for anyone interested.
November 16th, 2009 at 9:11 am
@ Jack:
It was a very beeg distraction!
November 16th, 2009 at 9:14 am
g'morning Hivers!
ehhh.....that contraption looks more like just an "enhancer" to me. heh
......so i've heard. 
*whistling*
and armor plated to boot. btw......some bras now days actually feel like they're armor plated.
haha! *fist bump* there Queenie!
uku - hope you get one of them long shaft putters. and better yet if it has a "hickory" shaft.
November 16th, 2009 at 9:14 am
Eli:
I didn't think any of the guys would go there even if most of us thought the same thing.
Shame on you....now go to your corner!
November 16th, 2009 at 9:26 am
@Eli, I thought about it but I didn't want to say it....
November 16th, 2009 at 9:30 am
Good morning!
Since we sort of have a golf theme this morning, how about a "way to go!" for Michelle Wie!!!
November 16th, 2009 at 9:49 am
I need a G size one....then I could make the putt blindfolded.
I sorta question Wie's tactic for going for it in two on the 18. The "correct" way would have been to lay up on her 2nd shot and then wedge it it close on her 3rd...two putts to still win. The green had a huge slant from back to front so no telling what would happen with the amount of spin she puts on her wedge...it could have spun back to the front of the green
It turned out OK for her.
Luckily she landed in the bunker nearest the green and had a decent lie. I think she was the only one to make a birdie on the 18th all day. Not a bad $220K payday....will pay for a lot of *bling* *bling*
Is there going to be a TRIAD Golf tournament again
November 16th, 2009 at 10:15 am
anklebiters: Thanks for reminding me. I meant to ask if anyone would BEE interested in a round of golf when you're here... not sure how many open dates we would have though. When would you BEE free? Are you bringing your clubs?
visitor: Did you watch the tourney?
opso: What's a hickory shaft?
M: If the gadget is ODD, share with only me first!!
November 16th, 2009 at 10:18 am
Eli (and jaydee and M): Don't know anything about teabagging but I am drinking tea now with a BEEg floating teabag in my cup!
NKHEA: When are you coming back? Just in time for the party?
matt: Mini muffins are great! Fewer calories and you savor every bite!
Jack: I only ate one muffin so you can have the other!
bamboohouse808: Putt putt and not fut fut, right?
November 16th, 2009 at 10:21 am
teejay: What is the best way to check out the greens? Run your hands all over it??
che: Girl not included but you could give the gift to a female friend for Christmas! Ho ho ho!
HNL2LAS: I guess you could wear a tube top underneath but some don't hold up well on certain figures... Are you up from your sleep yet?
Ynaku: Nothing wrong with chamingas!!
Ocean Lover: What I thought was interesting in the video is you see how long that mat unrolls. Sure doesn't look like it by the way the girl is wearing in. Also wonder if it comes in different sizes (and cup sizes!)...
November 16th, 2009 at 10:22 am
Scott: Do you often golf with girls?
sally: You called it on the innuendos...
November 16th, 2009 at 10:26 am
"sally: You called it on the innuendos...
"
in where???
November 16th, 2009 at 10:47 am
@Shauna, it's not an ODD gadget.....
November 16th, 2009 at 10:49 am
Shauna:
I'm borrowing my brothers extra set again. Is it best during the weekday or weekend?
November 16th, 2009 at 10:52 am
ankles - yeah.....if there isn't gonna BEE a golf tournament.......we can just do a golf outing for whoever wants to play a round. and of course......pahtay afta!
and we'll make sure Queenie brings her "Make-the-Putt Bra" for us to practice on/in.
November 16th, 2009 at 10:59 am
Queenie - aigoo.....
hickory is.......a tree! and a tree is where we get....... ??
you can get get it! i know you can!
November 16th, 2009 at 11:00 am
Thanks Shauna your the bestest!
Do you deliver?
November 16th, 2009 at 11:09 am
opso:
I'LL BEE THERE
What color is the cup, white 
MayBEE we cause use it as the driving range mat 
November 16th, 2009 at 11:15 am
@ ankles - yep, that was not the recommended strategy for Michelle on the 18th hole. Fortunately, it worked.
Shauna - we watched yesterday's final round. Because of her earlier disappointments, you were almost waiting for her to mess up, or one of the other ladies to do exceptional. But she hung on...and won.
November 16th, 2009 at 11:29 am
Wow. I never knew armpits could be so sensual...
November 16th, 2009 at 11:39 am
good morning HIVE! happy monday (if there is such a thing!?
)!
i dunno about that dual purpose bra/putting mat. i mean, more men play golf so where is the comparable men's version?????
i didn't even notice the shoulder/armpit area of the picture
... thank goodness, because i don't think i should be looking for things that look like women's behinds! phew!
November 16th, 2009 at 11:48 am
@ ankles: I agree with you about MW's decision to go for the green in two. You're right, it worked out beautifully but it could've been disastrous!
Wish I could make the Triad golf tournament!
November 16th, 2009 at 12:36 pm
Whoa! Good thing she no mo hairy underarm, would be scandalous!
November 16th, 2009 at 12:48 pm
Rodney, is that a fetish we don't know about
November 16th, 2009 at 1:02 pm
What if that armpit that Rodney's so "ga ga" about was "EUROPEAN"?
Perhaps THAT would BEE the "Secret Bush"?
OL............just thinking out loud
November 16th, 2009 at 1:14 pm
OL: I just hope the Secret Bush doesn't have any weirdos there.
November 16th, 2009 at 1:27 pm
My apologies aokami....whoever you BEE.....I didn't see your earlier post.
Must BEE the "age" thing again..............
OL............aokami gets credit for the SECRET BUSH
November 16th, 2009 at 1:39 pm
OL: aokami is another blogger here, Alan Okami. His blog is Kaleo O Kalihi.
November 16th, 2009 at 1:41 pm
OL - There you go again, obsessed with hair.
November 16th, 2009 at 1:46 pm
Eccentricities aside, us Japanese people just have an ability to think outside of the box and be innovative...whereas some choose to ridicule, we say, why not. You never know what things can revolutionize unless someone tries.
Some of these things may look funny, or seem overly sexual in nature but it goes to show what a society can accomplish when not too "puritanical" or overly censored and doesn't take itself too seriously.
The US could learn a few things...
November 16th, 2009 at 1:49 pm
QB: I'm up now... uhmmm not quite like opso's uhhhh hickory or nuttin like that tho.... BAHHAHAH.... *puttin halo back ON!*
November 16th, 2009 at 1:51 pm
Poor Rod, don't ever touch AP behind the knee, another spot you didn't learn yet, still a young Bee. That's it, too many things that can be TMI, muwahaha
November 16th, 2009 at 2:00 pm
aokami: Hey, don't discriminate against hairy underarms!
bamboohouse808: Of course Ocean Lover is obsessed with hair cause when you don't have much...
Just kidding!!!
issunboshi: Totally agree! That's how some of the best ideas come about!! Is Japan the leader when it comes to innovative products?
snow: You really didn't notice???
Rodney: Sensual is all a matter of perspective!!
November 16th, 2009 at 2:03 pm
opso: Why not just say WOOD?? No need in beating around the BUSH! Oh boy, saying those two sentences in a row just sounds ODD!
HNL2LAS: Glad you are "up."
anklebiters: Looks like both BL and Rod can't really do a golf tourney so if anything we can arrange an informal outing for whoever is game...
Rod's Big Bro: Off the subject, I know you are a tennis pro, but would you ever considering playing with me and some friends? One of the guys I play with is really good and I feel bad that I can't keep up... Let me know if you're interested!
Jack: Of course, but there's gonna BEE a fee!
November 16th, 2009 at 2:10 pm
@ Queenie - "Of course Ocean Lover is obsessed with hair cause when you don't have much..."
Not bad..........may I borrow your BEEg sunglasses?
OL................gotta fight fire wit fire
November 16th, 2009 at 2:13 pm
Shauna; yeah looks like we'll BEE missing the pah-tay
NKHEA...... nose gettin looooooong
November 16th, 2009 at 2:15 pm
Ocean Lover: Sorry, those already fit on me perfectly...
I'll see if my friend will let me borrow hers for you. But those might still BEE too small for your BEEg head (only cause you're a man and she's a woman!)... 
NKHEA: Better knock on WOOD...there are such things as random and multiple flight delays...
November 16th, 2009 at 2:19 pm
Queenie........you're in RARE FORM today.........BRAVO!
OL..........giving props to Queenie
November 16th, 2009 at 2:21 pm
@Shauna
not just innovative products, innovative ideas. Did you read where Japan is going to launch a solar energy collecting "satellite" which would collect and then transmit solar energy via laser back to Japan from space and cut Japan's energy consumption by 50%? 50!!! How's that for innovation? Because there are no impediment in space rainy/ cloudy days become a non-issue...just pure, unadulterated, clean solar. Awesome...
Now all they have to do is find somewhere to put breast cups on it and everyone will want one =)
November 16th, 2009 at 2:24 pm
Ooooo, time for me to dust off the mizuno irons!!!!!
November 16th, 2009 at 2:57 pm
Shauna; If I BEE delayed I'll BEE canceling the reservations BEEfore you get dea
NKHEA..... gatta BEE dea
November 16th, 2009 at 3:00 pm
Shauna; btw OL's head only look to BEE big BEEcause he bolo head
NKHEA..... gatta get ready for BI
November 16th, 2009 at 3:32 pm
NKHEA.......you QUEEA..........
"Bolo head guys get feelings"
OL........TRYING to make NKHEA feel bad
November 16th, 2009 at 3:38 pm
Sorry OL
butt you still BEE bolo head 
NKHEA..... BEEtter watch out BEEfore all his hair BEE fallin out
November 16th, 2009 at 3:54 pm
NKHEA: If dat happen, den you gatta change yo name from NKHEA to Nohea (no hair).
November 16th, 2009 at 4:09 pm
Whoo Hoo pahty with NKHEA tomorrow night. Hurry up no work too late you Queea. Dis uddah Queea going be waiting. No let me wait like da Supah Fairy.
Oh Queenie. I like Chimingas just as much as I like Chamongas. Main Thing get and they let me touch
Ynaku.................going get whacked on da side of da not-so-bolohead. I bettah go home cook dinna.
November 16th, 2009 at 4:27 pm
DiO; INKAN (I no can) get one friend he BEE called dat name already
Ynaku; shoots I BEE dea as early and I can
NKHEA...... Chimingas=small tt's
November 16th, 2009 at 4:34 pm
NKHEA: Change da name to NoMoHea den.
November 16th, 2009 at 4:53 pm
David In Oregon: Woo-hoo! Fist bump for that one!!
NKHEA (or NOHEA):
Um...I can ask Jack to pull some strings! Hee hee! Plus now I know the head bartender!! 
honda si boy: Yeah, start dusting them off!! MayBEE I can get my twin to come out and play also!!
November 16th, 2009 at 4:56 pm
Ocean Lover: Rare form?? I'm in my element!!
And true, bolohead guys (and other ODDBALLS!) get feelings, too! JUST KIDDING!! 
So what's your wife making you cook for dinner? 
issunboshi: No, I didn't hear that about Japan. I can't imagine how you can even transmit solar energy via laser from space!! Ooh, I like that word unadulterated! So did you hear about the party this Friday? Can you make it?
anklebiters: Where's the music??
November 16th, 2009 at 5:37 pm
Anjlebikers BEEzy
Trying to pack but was sidetracked....son and GF was over so we ended up watching the latest Rambo BluRay.... 
worse than Saving Private Ryan in blood and guts 
November 16th, 2009 at 6:01 pm
Mandi Perkins - Why
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0C-ickGZg8
November 16th, 2009 at 6:02 pm
Ayo - Life is real
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYzrYXRGWkU
November 16th, 2009 at 6:03 pm
i failed
November 16th, 2009 at 6:03 pm
Elbow - One Day Like This
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hooPU2mdsH4
November 16th, 2009 at 6:05 pm
Midnight Panic - Tonight Is Our Last Night
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Im_YHXKms1M
November 16th, 2009 at 6:06 pm
Disciple - Things Left Unsaid
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmtj4mIxkd0
November 16th, 2009 at 6:06 pm
Good Evening!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Such a cold, blustery evening......Da Wife's making some kinda miso soup with da fake crab and mushrooms and uddah stuff.
To help me FEEL BETTER........after I got TEASED ALL AFTERNOON.
OL...........has the "boo boo" face on.........NOT!
November 16th, 2009 at 6:09 pm
Keri Noble - Look At Me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mOLx0fhkt0
November 16th, 2009 at 6:11 pm
Godley & Creme - Cry
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdKJBxWZdoI
November 16th, 2009 at 6:12 pm
As the locals say....all pau for now.....back to packing..
November 16th, 2009 at 6:44 pm
anklebiters: Aw, family night!
Ooh, more new songs! Like this one: Midnight Panic - Tonight Is Our Last Night
Ocean Lover: Did the soup make you feel all better? I got myself some nuts today. Those little, chopped-up mac nuts and walnuts that I can add to my own sorbet at home!! Who needs Menchie's? Haha! Oh yeah, saw a sign that said November nights from 5-7 p.m. is buy one, get one half off. Too bad HNL2LAS isn't here...
November 16th, 2009 at 7:02 pm
The back and forth banter today was hilarious! Thanks for the break in an otherwise mundane, first day of the work week, Monday.
November 16th, 2009 at 7:19 pm
I agree w/ visitor, I've had worse but today was just a downer. Had to deal w/ some B.S. attitude and I just chose to ignore it. Thanks to BeeBeeDees and HoneyBees for making me laugh!
When I saw aokami I thought "blue paper"? ~sigh~
So please continue on gang, make me laugh. I need it. I'll go make myself a "coke float" and top off my evening.
November 16th, 2009 at 7:28 pm
sally, he's the blue god of kalihi!!
November 16th, 2009 at 7:29 pm
How do you get away with this stuff? You are totally the Larry Flint of the newspaper business. If the 'tiser ever folds up I'm sure you could get a job working for 'Screw', 'Hustler' or 'Nunz &Nazis.
I love the way your responses have that innocent " who, little ole me?' quality.
Odds & Ends just gets odder and funnier every day.
November 16th, 2009 at 7:32 pm
"Ocean Lover: Did the soup make you feel all better?"
Not really.....I'm still bolohead.
"Who needs Menchie's?"
Oh.......I thought I read "Manchi's". I sure as heck don't want none of dose. "Man chi chi balls"
"Oh yeah, saw a sign that said November nights from 5-7 p.m. is buy one, get one half off. Too bad HNL2LAS isn't here..."
Yes.....I'll go check on Manchi's probably this week. We haven't gone dere in a couple of weeks. Also too bad HNL2LAST wasn't hea....she'd surely stick up and defend my boloheadness.
Gonna get me some BJ now...........
OL...............NOT dat kine
November 16th, 2009 at 7:38 pm
OL,
stick with your BJ action. I going stick to poke 'er
November 16th, 2009 at 7:54 pm
Anybody for baked adobo chicken? Some ono. I made the chicken and started on the potato salad that I had the wife finish making cause I was too busy setting the table and washing the dishes etc etc etc. (boy only watch while doing his homework but quick to sit when ready to eat
)
Time to clean table, gotta twist boys arm to help clean up. "I get homework due tomorrow. It's a big project etc etc etc" Yeah yeah, I heard those excuses before now clean the table.
My rant for today? Went to Foodland to pick up some small stuff. Couldn't find parking. Cars in line waiting for next stall.
I head to the next market down the street. The smaller downtown KTA. I find a stall and walk in. Look up and down the aisle and finally find the Asian food stuff. I look at the spices and notices the stuff I wanted all gone
Had to go home and make my sauce by scratch. Not enough time to marinate so chance em. I figure bake um with the marinade and the chicken should soak up the sauce. Yep it did. Not to brag but it came out pretty good. Son devoured it. Get few pieces for leftover tomorrow for family since I'll be with NKHEA for a few beeas. Hope he come early.
Pau rant. Time to bocha, watch tv and fall asleep to the sounds. Working in Kona tomorrow. Gotta head out early so can come home early.
Have a good evening hive. Check you out tomorrow.
November 16th, 2009 at 7:59 pm
Eh you guys gotta go check out Alan Okami on Kaleo O Kalihi. He checks out some mean eating places in Kalihi. And if you like, check out his Ko'Aloha Ukes, he da manager. He's a very giving guy and supports many charities. Give him a few hits too.
Ynaku......................trying to help his friend.
November 16th, 2009 at 7:59 pm
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November 16th, 2009 at 8:00 pm
November 16th, 2009 at 8:25 pm
Hi Ynaku: congratulations on your Ono Adobo Chix!
November 16th, 2009 at 8:33 pm
Hui sally. You like? It's in my blood I guess. Filipino gotta know how to cook or else starve. I still trying to figure out my mom's Roast Chicken recipe. Came close but not the same. I want my mommy
November 16th, 2009 at 8:52 pm
Ynaku: Sorry to hear it was one of those days but at least now you know you can make a mean sauce by scratch!!
matt: Haha!! Love that one!
So how good are you?
turk fontaine: Hey, I take offense to that!
I don't read any of those publications but they sound naughty!! That's not me!! 
sally and visitor: Thanks for the compliment! Makes me feel good knowing that reading O&E can turn your day around and make you smile!
November 16th, 2009 at 8:53 pm
Ocean Lover: Oh yeah, no waste time on BJ tonight...scores gonna reset tomorrow!!
Good night!
November 16th, 2009 at 9:12 pm
Queenie! Almost 200K just now!
Time to close up and get ready for my BEEyooty rest.
OL.........getting some MEAN BJ action!
November 16th, 2009 at 9:32 pm
QB's not naughty; she's...intriguing?
poker? I hardly even knew 'er.
they were giving away trips to vegas last month so I played fb poke 'er a lot. name didn't get drawn, though
I'm better at that than bj, though. some would say it's natural talent and some would say that it's refined technique. either way, it's all guuuud.
November 16th, 2009 at 9:58 pm
Braddah Lance's mantra: C O N S P I R A C Y
Shauna's mantra: I N N U E N D O
November 16th, 2009 at 10:07 pm
Uncle Rod, I asked once before and I'm asking again...in where? (or, framed differently...in who's endo?)
getting punchy here. gotta go nene
November 16th, 2009 at 10:12 pm
@matt - "endo" is when you ride your bike fast, then hit the front brakes hard - and end up flying over the handlebars.
So, hit the front brakes hard innuendo.
November 16th, 2009 at 10:14 pm
ynaku: Chamingas! AIYA! hmmmm I want some baked adobo chicken! Sounds onoz!
OL: Of course I'd stick up for and defend your sexy boloheadness! hee hee....
QB: Awwww I'm sad about Menchie's! I did have Yogurtland tonight tho... cheaper than home! Only 30cts an oz!! Hehe I wanna work there just for the Tokidoki t-shirt uniform! bahahahah...
Heyyyy I just got sent to an Honadvblogs survey! I did it, but is it a legit one???
November 16th, 2009 at 10:23 pm
Heya H2L - pretty cold over there, eh? Must be nice...
November 16th, 2009 at 10:32 pm
@uncle rod: then how come, the other day, I was jogging in golden gate park and I saw these two females riding their bikes. I told them that I liked their endos and one slapped me while the other ran me over. must be the stuff we find cool at home doesn't translate well to california.
November 16th, 2009 at 10:42 pm
Good Evening Hive!
BEEn BEEzy all day today.
Wow, that bra thing is .... interesting. I like the caption under the first pic - "Anyone for one in the rough?"
I wonder how "rough" it is?
As long as there's no "water hazard" there!
Or even worse, a SAND TRAP!
November 16th, 2009 at 10:46 pm
Innuendo?
I thought that was a brand of Italian suppositories.
November 16th, 2009 at 10:58 pm
"endo"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQ8RgO-TXSI
November 16th, 2009 at 10:59 pm
BF - no one can match your wit.
November 16th, 2009 at 11:01 pm
@matt - you gotta say "okole".
If they ask what's that, tell them that the next time they're in Hawaii, go order some. Tastes guud.
November 16th, 2009 at 11:13 pm
good evening HIVE!
rodney - uhhh, and if matt follows your advice and they happen to know what "okole" means, they might tell him "no need, we're already talking to one."
*think twice before following the advice of mr. lee!
hee hee... *
November 16th, 2009 at 11:14 pm
Ynaku - i want adobo chicken bake too! sounds ono!
November 16th, 2009 at 11:15 pm
HNL2LAS - what? you went to yogurtland without us! wait up next time, we'll come right over!!
November 16th, 2009 at 11:17 pm
qb - nope, totally didn't notice the "butt" effect! i noticed the camera and followed the arm to the girl's face, actually! lol...
November 17th, 2009 at 3:55 am
Happy AM Hive!
November 17th, 2009 at 5:09 am
Good WINDY Morning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dat bra putting mat BEE flapping this morning.....and all da BALLS going COME OUT.
OL..........weather plays a BEEg part in outdoor sports
November 17th, 2009 at 5:20 am
Morning all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 17th, 2009 at 5:21 am
Windy over there? Well, I guess you got to compensate for that, otherwise your balls will get blown all over.
November 17th, 2009 at 5:56 am
brrrr. m-m-m-morning hive. it's a brisk 45 here in the bay area. beautiful morning but it's supposed to dump rain tonight.
November 17th, 2009 at 6:00 am
Good Morning
It may bee cold, but no "Shrinkage" But I dunno about this In Nu En Do
Hey NKHEA, Wake up go work and pau early
November 17th, 2009 at 6:08 am
@matt, cold up here in Chico and yes, rain is coming!
November 17th, 2009 at 6:30 am
Good morning! Hair standing up on arms this morning but I love it compared to that horrid heat!!
November 17th, 2009 at 6:33 am
Good morning Jack, OL, teejay, David in Oregon, matt, Ynaku, Scott, Shauna and da hive!
Breezey morning....
November 17th, 2009 at 6:49 am
just checked the weather report. you all want Scott and me to send you a supply of long underwear? it's all the way down to 77 at HNL this morning.
November 17th, 2009 at 7:03 am
Morning M!
Hey Matt.........with the wind chill over here it FEELS like 73.......and pleasant.
OL...........rubbing it in (the weather) to Matt
November 17th, 2009 at 7:12 am
Shauna:
That's beecause I'm coming.....I'm bringing the CUUL weather with me...had to wear a pullover this morning
November 17th, 2009 at 7:18 am
g'morning hive! Annnd good nite for me.. again.. bhaahah...gotta love graveyard! Looks like 54 degrees for me this morning!! Warmer than yesterday!
UR: you like cold weather? I like it sometimes.. bhahha not all the time though-when my hands/lips get dry/cracking I reallly don't like it!
snow: you guys was taking too long! I'll try to BEE more patient next time I go get fro-yo, but hayaku eh??? bahhhahah!
November 17th, 2009 at 8:20 am
matt: Ooh, I like intriguing!
What kind of poke'r you like?
Rodney: So what's your mantra?
HNL2LAS: Not sure if that survey is legit or not... So yogurt is cheaper up there??
anklebiters: Bring some snow, too!!!
November 17th, 2009 at 8:32 am
highly adaptable...adjust well to all styles of, um...play
November 17th, 2009 at 8:46 am
i F O R G E T
November 17th, 2009 at 8:48 am
did somebody call me???????
all i know is i see some cold little balls rolling around... 
good morning HIVE! gotta put my nose to the grindstone today!
HNL2LAS - i'm hurrying, i'm hurrying!! save some fro-yo for meeeeeeeeee!!!
pu-leeeeeeeeez?????
November 17th, 2009 at 9:10 am
Good Morning Hive!
Sorry Largo, I FAAK last night!
November 17th, 2009 at 9:55 am
Good morning/afternoon and happy Tuesday!!
Hope everyone has a great day.
November 17th, 2009 at 9:59 am
Mornin’
I must be working too hard today BEEcuase I’m sweating my arse off.
Jack...still waiting for his muffin
November 17th, 2009 at 10:01 am
Good morning.
Shauna - You're "sly" with your furtive comments...very entertaining. lol
November 17th, 2009 at 12:45 pm
Good Afternoon All!!
Aiyah! We still talking about sinking balls..........
November 17th, 2009 at 2:08 pm
Eh.........whea's everyBEEdy?
So I just came back from brushing my teet....and THERE.......in the MIDDLE STALL..........new $HOES and all........WEIRDO!.
I KNOW its weirdo BEEcause his feet were facing some STRANGE WAY....like the witch from the Wizard of Oz movie.....at the END of the movie.
I'm brushing my teet and looking in the mirror....not at myself or my pearly whites.....but at WEIRDO's feet. And then I see a pair of pants come into view and he's lifting his feet up to try and put the pants on........with his $hoes already on!!!!! WHO puts their $hoes on first BEEfore putting on their pants and WHO takes a dump with their pants FULLY OFF????????????????
That guy.........has problems.
OL............can't figure dat guy out
November 17th, 2009 at 2:42 pm
@OL -- Oh man, you need to get a lil' video camera and record Weirdo's bathroom hijinks.
Upload to youtube everyday! 
I can't BEElieve anyone would completely remove their pants to go doo!
So ODD!
MayBEE the guy's feet look ODD BEEcause he straddles the bowl and faces the wall when he goes? MayBEE he's pretending that he's riding a motorcycle.
November 17th, 2009 at 2:58 pm
Vroom Vroom Potty Starter!!
bwahahahahaha
November 17th, 2009 at 3:06 pm
Dat's why, when you hear the sweet sounds of:
BLATTT!..............BLATTT!............OTTTOT!!!
it's Weirdo pretending to ride a Harley.
HA!
November 17th, 2009 at 3:13 pm
So when I hear the sweet sounds of "BLATTT!..............BLATTT!............OTTTOT!!!" I should yell out "Eh brah........give um...............
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MORE GAS!"
OL.......wondering if Banana got him into the "Hall of Shame" AGAIN
November 17th, 2009 at 3:24 pm
Ocean Lover: How is it that only you two end up in the bathroom together? Why don't you keep brushing and brushing and brushing till he comes out so you can check him out when he's done?
Finger of Shame goes to ....... bamboohouse808 today!!
November 17th, 2009 at 3:34 pm
@OL -- Yes, try yell that to him next time.
Go hand him a glass of milk, just in case he's lactose intolerant too.
That can act as his "nitrous."
Oh, you don't need MY help to get the Finger of Shame. You do well all on your own.
November 17th, 2009 at 3:35 pm
@ Queenie - "Ocean Lover: How is it that only you two end up in the bathroom together?"
I have NO IDEA. I think he's really "regular".
"Why don't you keep brushing and brushing and brushing till he comes out so you can check him out when he's done?"
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww..............you mean YOU wait for women to take a dump and "CHECK THEM OUT" afta?
Bathroom etiquette dictates that if a guy's in a stall making a #2 or #3.......one GETS THE HELL OUTTA DEA as any personal communication after said DUMP is a "no no". Even though EVERYONE takes a dump its just "icky" talking to someone after they've done so......so don't.
OL....................Queenie's needs to learn bout bathroom etiquette
November 17th, 2009 at 3:47 pm
Last mooooosic time for a while....
Esmée Denters - Outta Here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LSjDumE9Ic
November 17th, 2009 at 3:58 pm
Dashboard Confessional - Don't Wait
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuLSHUYlBWQ
November 17th, 2009 at 4:06 pm
OL - You sure you not making this up? Too much, too often...all in your work place bathroom? Nah, I believe you, but don't believe that guy...takes off his pants with shoes on sitting on the toilet? Maybe sideways straddle to get 'fully open?"
November 17th, 2009 at 4:08 pm
Skillet - Whispers in the dark
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfR_iXeUsOE
November 17th, 2009 at 4:24 pm
Joke for the day.
A single guy decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede, which came in a little white box to use for his house.
He took the box back home, found a good spot for the box and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to church with him. So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to church with me? We will have a good time." But there was no answer from his new pet.
This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked again, "How about going to church with me and receiving a blessing?" But again, no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.
This time, he put his face up against the centipede's house and shouted, "Hey, in there, would you like to go to church with me and learn about God?" This time, a little voice came out of the box. "I heard you the first time. I'm putting on my sh0es."
Well that's all folks.
November 17th, 2009 at 5:38 pm
@ Visitor......I'm telling the "On my dear dad's grave" truth!. Sometimes I think bout putting a mirror on my shoe like how the perverts do....but that would make ME ONE.
WEIRDO is really the stereotypical "postal" candidate. He doesn't talk much and is the kind of guy you just want to make sure to say "Eh" to.....even if he doesn't respond. ONE NEVER KNOWS when he'll just "go off".
OL...............tells the truth, the whole truth and nutting but the truth
November 17th, 2009 at 5:41 pm
Good evening QB and Hive!
November 17th, 2009 at 6:40 pm
Blind Faith - Can't Find My Way Home
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUW1SGF7bR8
November 17th, 2009 at 6:43 pm
The Buffalo Springfield : On The Way Home
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsY1V_4mPhs
November 17th, 2009 at 6:44 pm
Switchfoot -This is home
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwa8-3GXbuE
November 17th, 2009 at 6:49 pm
Good evening hive!
Son had soccer scrimmage today against my alumni. He got a puke head in the beginning of the game and sat out the first half. He went back in the second half with his head bandaged up and scored a goal. They won 7-0.
November 17th, 2009 at 6:49 pm
Aloha Hive!
November 17th, 2009 at 6:59 pm
Hey, OL, I have a few potential explanations for Weirdo's ODD bathroom behavior.
1) He's climbing onto the seat to do his business. That would explain why his shoes are facing the wrong way and why he took off his pants.
2) He's levitating to do his business - likewise.
3) He's using an anti-grav unit or entering a wormhole into a different bathroom dimension to do his business. (You can tell I watched waaaaay too much "Star Trek" in my time.)
M, if your son has a puka head, he's now a perfect candidate to participate in O&E.
Is he feeling better now?
Hi Scott!
November 17th, 2009 at 7:00 pm
Argh! I used the bad "sh0e" word in #164!
November 17th, 2009 at 7:50 pm
Good evening Hive. Having a few with NKHEA and his crew. Whoo Hoo the Opihi came out. Oh what a night.:)
Heine Lite tonight.
November 17th, 2009 at 8:05 pm
Yay! NKHEA finally got his opihi! And Ynaku didn't have to wait for the Super Ferry any more.
November 17th, 2009 at 8:08 pm
KAN: Love your theories!!
NKHEA: No party too hard! You still got the BEEg party on Friday!!
Ynaku: How long will you BEE on Oahu?
Ocean Lover: I only asked you to do that so you can give him one half stink eye when he comes out of the stall... but mayBEE that's not such a good idea if he's one of those postal peeps...
November 17th, 2009 at 8:23 pm
No boddah me Queenie........I trying to BEEt your BJ.
OL.........a BJ monster
November 17th, 2009 at 8:35 pm
Whew......almost packed....
November 17th, 2009 at 8:35 pm
@KAN, he just took a shower and I check the cut. It's about 1/2 long and looks deep. The team trainer said that he should be fine and doesn't need stitches unless I wanted too. He's not in pain so I think he'll BEE fine. I told him to have the team trainer take a look at it tomorrow.
November 17th, 2009 at 8:36 pm
Loading up my Crackberry with new music videos......
November 17th, 2009 at 8:38 pm
Good Evening Hive!
Oh No! It's WEIRDO stories again.
OL: Could you maybe change your lunch hour so you can go brush your teet at a different time of the day?
And visitor! ew ew ew too much of a visual on "fully open". ew
November 17th, 2009 at 8:40 pm
M: Hope your son is better tonight, but congrats on the win!
visitor...again... ew
LOL
WEIRDO... more ew
November 17th, 2009 at 8:50 pm
M: Glad to hear the cut is not as bad as it could BEE. I don't even want to think about how bad the pain must BEE!
anklebiters: You're cutting it to the last minute! Like livin' on the edge Heh heh. So what's your ETA?
November 17th, 2009 at 8:53 pm
Shauna:
Around noon.....still raining there
Sally:
I'm bringing COLD with me
November 17th, 2009 at 9:09 pm
@Shauna, it looked really bad when for got it, blood was running down the side of his face and down his neck. The referee had to tell him to sit out and take cut of the bleeding otherwise he would have kept playing.
November 17th, 2009 at 9:09 pm
anklebiters: Off and on though it's more windy now!! You can feel the wind through your hair!
November 17th, 2009 at 9:13 pm
@ Sally - Yeah, a visual that only a proctologist would tolerate.
November 17th, 2009 at 9:21 pm
Shauna:
What
You mean my 'tree' strands of hair blowing in the wind 
November 17th, 2009 at 9:23 pm
anklebiters: You sure you even got tree left? You've BEEn going topless a lot lately!!
M: Hope he heals quickly!
visitor: Hello and good night!!
November 17th, 2009 at 9:33 pm
Hey gang, NKHEA says hello. He's "working" real hard over here.
Just dropped him off at his hotel. The other guys still at Kim's with half my gang. They're having a great time. I think they going back tomorrow night. I think the house pupu drew them in.
Me? Nope, meeting tomorrow night.
Next week vacation from Wednesday to Oahu.
Shauna, NKHEA will talk to you laters.
OK me go moemoe now.
Hi KAN, NKHEA real happy with the opihi. I brought some Hawaiian Chili Peppers from my back yard and added it to the sauce and shoyu. Yum yum.
November 17th, 2009 at 9:34 pm
Is it just me or is the blog acting up again?
November 17th, 2009 at 9:43 pm
Going to bed now......I know I'm gonna forget something....probably my mind
Night...and see ya in paradise...
November 17th, 2009 at 10:54 pm
Safe travels Ankles!
M: how scary! Blood running down his face/neck! I would have freaked out! I hope he's okay, lucky no pain.
November 17th, 2009 at 11:06 pm
good evening HIVE!
ynaku and nkhea started the party early on the BI, eh? good for you ynaku... no need wait for us anymore (i won't say anything about NKHEA waiting for us... he's always partying! hee hee... )! guess we all gotta go BI one day, too!
ankles - have a safe trip over! and, by the way, you can't forget something you've already lost!
hee hee... 
sally - you read my mind about visitor's comment! lol...
OL - yikes! weirdo is sooooo... weird!!
perhaps he never grew out of using the toilet backwards... you know how parents used to face their kids towards the back so they wouldn't fall into the toilet? hmmm... mayBEE he has some kind of phobia about falling in! though, i like KAN's theories, too... 
hee hee.. .
November 17th, 2009 at 11:50 pm
M - hope your son's cut isn't too bad! sounds like he would have just played it off so that's a good sign!