Ho ho ho — oh no!
November 12th, 2009 by ShaunaCrap! Dang it! $hit! I probably curse a bit more than I should whether it's hitting every red light, accidentally bumping into something or when things don't go my way. You should see me at tennis. Since I tend to miss the ball with every other hit, I kinda feel sorry for my partner (and my opponent!).
But I definitely didn't need a study to tell me that swearing may help ease my physical pain... That story tops this week's BEElieve It or Not round-up of ODD headlines, including ones on healthy ice cream, "pornaments" and a stupid criminal.
And as always, share any real-life ODD stories of the week happening in your life.
Study: Swearing may help pain tolerance
UPI
NEWCASTLE-UNDER-LYME, England — A British researcher said his study indicates using swear words increases a person's tolerance for pain.
Richard Stephens of England's Keele University said he compared the pain tolerance of 67 students of both sexes when they each dropped a hand into ice-cold water, the Boston Globe reported Monday.
Stephens said most of the subjects found their pain tolerances increased when they were allowed to exclaim swear words as opposed to neutral language.
"It seems to (work) via the emotional content of swearing — people appear to shock themselves into a state of emotional arousal (the fight or flight response), which is known to have a pain-lessening effect,'' Stephens said.
Stephens said he doesn't see why people in pain shouldn't swear.
"What's the harm in swearing if it helps you cope? Provided there are no children around, of course," he said.
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Researchers make ice cream that's good for you
news:lite
Boffins claim they will soon be able to add nutrients, antioxidants and pro-biotics to make ice cream into a healthy food.
A team of ice cream researchers from the University of Missouri-Columbia say their advancements could soon make the frozen food a healthy alternative.
Using the remnants from grapes in wine-making they claim they are able to add things like fiber into the food without spoiling the taste or texture.
Even better they say it works best in rich flavored ice creams like chocolate where the healthy additives don't impact on taste.
Suddenly parents won't have much to say when their child asks for a side-serving of ice cream with their Sunday lunch.
Professor Ingolf Gruen said: "The idea of putting a functional ingredient into a food instead of just using the nutrients found in the food naturally takes a multifunctional approach.
"Food provides calories and comfort – people want to indulge. We're working on making ice cream satisfying and healthy.
"Our major challenges are texture, flavor and psychological acceptance, the nutrients we add often have bitter tastes and affect the texture of ice cream that we have to mask.
"Flavors like chocolate are easier to work with because the flavor is so strong that it can overcome other flavors from the nutrients."
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Explicit 'pornaments' back on shelves
UPI
JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — Christmas ornaments featuring reindeer and snowmen in sexual positions back on store shelves in Jacksonville, Fla., after a three-year hiatus, a pastor says.
The decorations, dubbed "pornaments" by some when they triggered protests three years ago, have returned to the holiday ornament aisles of some shops, WJXT-TV reported Tuesday. Instead of a line of six sexually oriented ornaments, just the reindeer and snowmen are being offered this holiday season, the Jacksonville TV station said.
Clint Wilder, the Arlington Family Church pastor who organized protests against the ornaments three years ago, said he is even more disgusted by the items now. He did not say if he was planning to take action against the products resurrected this year.
Editor's Note: A quick Google search shows the ornaments being sold at Spencer's.
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Burglar sends paper homemade 'mug shot'
UPI
SWANSEA, Wales — An alleged burglar wanted by Welsh authorities sent a newspaper a picture of himself because he didn't like the mug shot it published.
A spokesman for the South Wales Evening Post said Matthew Maynard, 23, whose mug shot appeared in the paper during the weekend as part of a police effort to track down wanted suspects, called the newspaper Monday, the Daily Mail reported Friday.
"He telephoned on Monday saying he was not happy with the picture and that he would send in another," the spokesman said. "We just didn't believe that he would do it."
However, staff received a photo of Maynard posing next to a police van.
Police said Maynard's stunt is likely to backfire as the newspaper printed the photo on its front page.
"He is a berk. He thinks he is being clever by showing off like this, but we'll have him in soon now," one officer said.
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O&E fashion tip of the day: The Infinity Scarf (as modeled at a recent event I attended at The Wedding Cafe)
You can wear it just long...
...or the traditional way
...or use it as a wrap or shawl.
Tags: burglar mug shot, healthy ice cream, swearing helps pain
November 12th, 2009 at 4:12 am
First?
November 12th, 2009 at 4:12 am
YES!! Good morning everyone!
November 12th, 2009 at 4:19 am
QB swears a lot? Hmmmm, let's hope it don't happen on the broadcasts, or else it could be very interesting.
November 12th, 2009 at 4:59 am
@#$%...........FOURTH!
OL............I feel better.
November 12th, 2009 at 5:11 am
teejay:
Take a look at this, salaries of 2009 head coaches in the Football Bowl Subdivision.
http://www.usatoday.com/sports/college/football/2009-coaches-contracts-database.htm?poe=HFMostPopular
November 12th, 2009 at 5:11 am
Morning all!!!
Thanks for all the birthday wishes yesterday and the day before. You guys (and gals) are the best!
Time for breakfast now!
November 12th, 2009 at 5:29 am
Good Morning.....
Oh my virgin ears. Girls don't swear. YEAH RIGHT!
Ok off to work I go. Last day of class. Good fun.
November 12th, 2009 at 5:43 am
whoa, all my expectations shattered...QB swears like a sailor!! Actually, maybe that makes it all better.
November 12th, 2009 at 6:12 am
FAIL on both points! Nahnah, Ynaku. Girls don't swear, but BEEs do.
I go through periods where I swear all the time and then I try to cut back. I can confirm swearing eases pain - esp. mental anguish caused by impending deadlines.
November 12th, 2009 at 6:13 am
Oh !#@$#@*&)(*&)(*&!(*&#(%*&#(&%@#@, where are my manners? Good morning Hive1
November 12th, 2009 at 6:20 am
"Confunnit!"
That's the strongest swear word I ever heard my dad say.
My mom on the other hand.....
November 12th, 2009 at 6:35 am
Good morning David in Oregon, OL, ankllebiters, jaydee, Ynaku, matt, KAN and da hive!
November 12th, 2009 at 6:36 am
Happy %#@&($% Thursday!
Ice cream! Ice cream, Ice cream
I see Florida made the odd story list again.
Jack……still waiting for ice cream.
November 12th, 2009 at 6:41 am
Good morning Jack!
@HNL2LAS, did you get my email?
November 12th, 2009 at 6:43 am
So many crazy stories each Thursday are from England! Those nutty Brits and their bad teeth.
November 12th, 2009 at 6:45 am
@ Scott:
Next time you come to SoCal let me know and we will definitely go out and play a round of golf!
November 12th, 2009 at 6:57 am
Hmmmmm, maybe that's the reason for me to try and attend a Triad Party....to see (and hear) the QB swearing like a sailor.
November 12th, 2009 at 7:25 am
Eh KAN!!!!!!!!
November 12th, 2009 at 7:26 am
I see that Boise's athletic dept. is offering offering stocks to raise $20M
Shares are at $100 a piece....you can only vote for board members at their annual meeting, no other perks.
November 12th, 2009 at 7:34 am
Good fric... I mean, what a lovely morning!!
David In Oregon: Our tapings aren't live yet so I should BEE all good!
Ocean Lover: Get it out, get it all out!!
jaydee: So how was your golf game?
Ynaku: Ditto on what KAN said!
matt: So how did that term "swear like a sailor" come about?
November 12th, 2009 at 7:37 am
KAN: Now there needs to BEE a study on if cursing does help with mental anguish and not just physical one...
jaydee: Hmm, so is your mom swearing BEEcause of something your dad did?
Jack: I'm confused if you're excited or not about it BEEing Thursday??
ICE CREAM, ICE CREAM!!
Scott: Where are more nutty people from? England or Florida?
David In Oregon: Yes, I'll do it special just for you if you attend a Triad Party!
November 12th, 2009 at 7:39 am
With the amount I swear and if that study is true I could have an amputation with no need of anesthesia.
November 12th, 2009 at 7:40 am
*&#^%$%&&%$#@ morning everybody
Man I feel good now
NKHEA..... gatta go work now
November 12th, 2009 at 7:53 am
QB: Ooooooooooooh, you gonna swear juss for me? I feel sooooooo speshull!!
November 12th, 2009 at 8:00 am
Shauna:
The golf got postponed. One guy is sick and the other is getting ready for a family vacation in Kauai. There'll bee another time...
My Dad was a very low-key kind of guy. My Mom, on the other hand, is type A. They were perfect for each other!
November 12th, 2009 at 8:02 am
Good Morning Hive!
I swear only when in appropriate company. Do you realize there's as many ways to say F**k as there is to say Dude. ??? Maybe more? hahaha
Not that I say that.
I never say "Dude".
Sally>>>just making an observation
November 12th, 2009 at 8:08 am
sally: so what, does this mean when you want to be p.c., you use dude instead of the F word?
November 12th, 2009 at 8:21 am
D in O: I refrain. Gotta BEE pc. Like everything else, there's a time and place. (you got a good idea there tho')
One time I blurted it out when I had to get that radioactive $&#! shot into me for a scan... I said it. The tech called to his friend "eh, we got a swearer here!" His friend came and pretended to call security. I was cracking up. Those guys were good at distraction. Made the whole 4hr process go by a lot easier.
Sally>>>*HATES needles!*
November 12th, 2009 at 8:22 am
@anklez: hahaha funny you said "Sally" on FB
November 12th, 2009 at 8:24 am
$%#@! I have a $%^$## HAIR BUMP! And I DON'T EVEN HAVE HAIR!!!!!!!
I tried SMASHING IT DOWN.....wetting it.....ITS STILL THERE.
For those of you who don't know, a "hair bump" happens when you sleep funny and you wake up and your hair looks like its got a mole or something burrowing under it as its LIFTED UP in one spot and WON'T GO #$@#$% BACK DOWN.
OL..................has a $%^&%^$ hair bump this a.m.
November 12th, 2009 at 8:32 am
I thought that was BedHead.
OL: cup half full. You got something to MAKE a hair bump! Feel better?
Sally>>>*hope OL feels better now*
November 12th, 2009 at 8:33 am
Now that my son is 8 months old, my wife has issued "no swearing" ordinance in our household
That f'ing sucks.
November 12th, 2009 at 8:35 am
Hey Sally...........I guess that's the POSITIVE WAY to look at it.
@ BS............what's Mandy gonna say when Evan "gives her da fingah"?
OL..................dey gonna learn it ANYWAY
November 12th, 2009 at 8:48 am
good morning HIVE! why isn't it sunday today? sure feels like it should BEE!
i'm a little late, but thank you to all our veterans and military men and women who serve our country! you are very much appreciated!
lesseee... the ODD stories... i think that study is right on the money! a good timed swear word is worth much more than a slew of darn, drat, shoot, or cruds any day! i've noticed that i've been swearing more in recent weeks and am trying to restrain myself!
i usually still don't say the full-fledged "f" word, though.
*hoping the halo is still glowing...
*
November 12th, 2009 at 8:48 am
I had to stand in line at the freakin DMV for almost two hours a couple of days ago! That got me in the swearing mood!
November 12th, 2009 at 8:50 am
@Scott: I know what you mean. When the keiki boy arrived we realized we had to do a major language overhaul... esp in the car! He picked up English so fast and so far so good.
November 12th, 2009 at 8:54 am
BOT
Swearing causes an increase in endorphins that helps to relieve the guilt pain of swearing
November 12th, 2009 at 8:57 am
Back to other topics:
UM-C Ice Cream Researchers: My new heroes!
Pornaments: I'm no prude but they should be catalog only. 'nuff said.
Burglar: Bucks fo' Lolo!
Infinity Scarf: Very cute! I'd wear it if I was still a size 3.
Sally>>>*little more than size 3 now*
November 12th, 2009 at 9:03 am
Good Morning All!
I believe swearing helps with the pain. I do it all the time when I am in pain.
I remember being in the waiting room when my sister was in labor. Whooowee that was some fine words coming out of her mouth.
My Mom used to tell us the story about our oldest sister when she was in labor. She was embarrassed to admit that was her daughter in the labor room. Some of the nurses knew Mom and was laughing.
November 12th, 2009 at 9:04 am
Good *$&$@# Morning Hive!
Hm, that might explain why I don't feel too much %$@#$ pain.
November 12th, 2009 at 9:05 am
Pornaments - I gotta wait til I get home to look at them.....
Did someone say ICE CREAM?! If they can make it healthy for you, I will donate to that research.
I agree with sally on the burglar, what a lolo.
November 12th, 2009 at 9:09 am
OL: It is better to have bedhead, than to be bolohead.
November 12th, 2009 at 9:09 am
Good morning and happy Thursday!!
I try not to swear but when I play the video games I think every other word is a swear word.
Modern Warfare 2 is intense and it's only a video game.
Saw the reindeer pornament...it shouldn't be sold in stores where kids could see the ornaments.
When I read the burglar article I thought the word berk was a typo but when I looked it up it's the british word for idiot. haha.
Well then what a berk for sending a new picture of himself to the newspaper.
November 12th, 2009 at 9:14 am
The Pornaments are actually kinda cute, in a pR0n kind of way. Butt very obvious positions. IYKWIM. Still shouldn't BEE sold in public stores. MayBEE in Suzie's or Sensually Yours or at Passion Parties okay. But not where keiki can see, point, and say "Mommy what's Rudolph doing?"
November 12th, 2009 at 9:18 am
Sometimes I think swearing on the golf course is a prerequisite. I know, I shouldn't swear but sometimes when you push your @#?!! drive out of bounds then end up three-putting your @$%?!! ball you just can't hold back. I think I'd get ulcers if I did.
I'm really not that bad on the golf course....but I do have my days!
November 12th, 2009 at 9:26 am
sally: What are those stores you mentioned? I never heard of those stores.
As far as the ornaments, I hope they have it in an isolated, age restricted section of the store. I'd hate to think how you explain some of the actions displayed in the ornaments.
"what? this? Oh, that's errmm, ummm...the two reindeer are playing leap frog. yeah, they're playing leap frog. This other one? Oh, that's the two reindeer dancing, you know, like on that tv show...."
November 12th, 2009 at 9:27 am
Does the Infinity Scarf come with a belt
November 12th, 2009 at 9:27 am
wow, I just checked the store locator. They have several stores within a 50 mile radius of where I live. Question is though, if you have p0rnaments, what must the tree you're hanging it from look like?
November 12th, 2009 at 9:34 am
Shauna, I imagine that, in a male dominated environment like a ship, social customs such as refraining from profane language were not observed. This is speculation, although I can see how the same conclusion might fit a high paced, deadline driven environment such as a newsroom.
regardless, once this thread is archived, we'll always have documentation of the origin of "Swears like a Queen Bee".
November 12th, 2009 at 9:34 am
Sally: AKA xxxxxxx
That's the only way I'll greet you hive members next Friday....bad with IRL names
November 12th, 2009 at 9:36 am
D in O: #46 Good Save! #48 hahahaha!
November 12th, 2009 at 10:00 am
Good morning.
There is a time and place for swearing...by both genders. (Sometimes its very appropriate...lol) 'Pornaments' are just another example of the sad state of Christmas commercialism.
November 12th, 2009 at 10:05 am
Oh, forgot to use "0" and not "o"...moderation.
November 12th, 2009 at 10:09 am
Also, re: ice cream...I've said it before and will say it forever: give me a small morsel of something that tastes really really good over a heaping portion of something that tastes kinda alright and is sort of good for you. If I want to eat healthily, I'll have seared ahi over brown rice and skip the dessert. This goes for lowfat, high fiber, skim, sugar free or any other food improvements there are. eat well and eat less over stuff your face with swill.
November 12th, 2009 at 10:12 am
visitor: Anything to make a buck, right?
And how about some music picks from you today? Got a variety of themes to pick from!
sally: You said "butt" when you meant but!
David In Oregon: Love those answers!!
Jack: No, of course you gotta buy everything ala carte. I'm worried if I wore that scarf someone might pull it and choke me
Just kidding!
November 12th, 2009 at 10:15 am
matt: Good tips on the healthy eating. When I order my Zippy's chili or whatever, I ask for brown rice.
And "Swears Like a Queen BEE" hopefully can BEE added to the O&E dictionary!!
snow: Yes, your halo is always glowing. It just comes with the territory of BEEing a musketeer.
And just gotta say I kinda like that word curds. Makes me snort. 
November 12th, 2009 at 11:16 am
jaydee: I think sports and swearing go hand in hand. But then again, there can BEE lots of fist bumps and cheers of joy!
Eli: So that's what berk is...thanks for looking it up! So are you enjoying that Modern Warfare game?
Kage: With healthy ice cream, wonder how you really know if you are benefiting from that healthy additive... And I don't even want to imagine the pain that comes with labor!!
BananaFysh: But remember, no pain no gain!
November 12th, 2009 at 11:17 am
teejay: Amputation, huh? That's a bit extreme!
Ocean Lover: Hair bump?? Haha! LOL! Sorry, that just made me laugh. How's it looking now?
NKHEA: Are you getting ready for your lunchtime cursing?
November 12th, 2009 at 11:19 am
QB: If you normally swear, how would we know the diff. if/when you're in labor?
November 12th, 2009 at 11:30 am
Too many really vulgar songs... This one is 'supposed' to be funny.
Ryan Reynolds "I Swear"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M5M7x1gp3w
November 12th, 2009 at 12:17 pm
Shauna,
I prefer: No pain, no pain.
also, "built for comfort, not for speed" and "I am in shape...round is a shape"
November 12th, 2009 at 12:31 pm
Shauna: I love Modern Warfare. It has beautiful graphics and it's just fun to play. I read that it sold over 4.7 million copies and made over 300 million dollars for the company. That is just crazy.
November 12th, 2009 at 12:41 pm
visitor: "supposed" to be funny? Poor guy looks like he's having a seizure.
November 12th, 2009 at 12:52 pm
Hair Bump UPDATE:
Just back from walking and am happy to report that a combination baseball cap and a few ounces of perspiration have vanquished the offending hair bump.
My "hair" (or what's left of it) is smooth all around.
OL.......killed the $%^#$% Hair Bump!
November 12th, 2009 at 12:58 pm
That Ryan Reynolds guy (#60) - what's that bump on his chin?
November 12th, 2009 at 1:00 pm
qb - nooo, it's crud, not curd! hee hee... "oh curd!"
also, why would you buy an infinity scarf? i seem to recall a certain BBD who is mighty handy with some knitting needles! 
hee hee...
*disappointed to have missed the HNL2LAS sighting
*
November 12th, 2009 at 1:05 pm
Rodney: What bump? Isn't that a double chin??
Ocean lover: Woo-hoo for sweat! Eww!
visitor: Interesting song choice! Sorry,, I couldn't bear to watch him through the whole song...
Eli: Glad to hear that!! Video games are so entertaining and addicting...
November 12th, 2009 at 1:07 pm
Just had a !@*&^%$@$^&# lunch
DiO; OL is bolo head
NKHEA..... wonderin how OL can have bad hair day
November 12th, 2009 at 1:10 pm
I'm really happy for you OL!
Sally>>>*making side eye face at QB*
November 12th, 2009 at 1:13 pm
Eh........NKHEA..........you QUEEA.......I am not bolo head. Although my hair length is only 1/2" or so.....its STILL HAIR!
NKHEA.............no go spreading #$%^@# lies!
I don't really mean it.....just TRYING to stick to today's topic. 
OL........NKHEA's a good guy although #$%@#$ BLIND!
November 12th, 2009 at 1:14 pm
@ospo - is Hilo bay known for surf?
http://www.tsunami.org/hilobaycam.html
November 12th, 2009 at 1:14 pm
@ Sally, thanks for supporting my killing of the offending hair bump.
OL.........time to change and hoping WEIRDO ain't in dea
November 12th, 2009 at 1:22 pm
Good Lazy Afternoon All!!
I don't swear....much......anymore......
November 12th, 2009 at 1:28 pm
@OL- Yea!! The hair bump is dead.
You have to do the no weirdo chant BEEfore you go change. Tree times
"noweirdo, noweirdo, noweirdo"
November 12th, 2009 at 1:36 pm
Ding Dong da bump is dead
Da wicked little bump is dead
Ding Dong da wicked bump is deaaaaad!
ummm, how can you have a hair bump with only 1/2 inch of hair?
I hope OL is not asphyxiating from ...you know... B.B.O. while he's changing.
Sally>>>*wondering what OL is changing into?*
November 12th, 2009 at 1:58 pm
Ocean Lover: Haha!!! sally made a ding dong rhyme in honor of you!!
November 12th, 2009 at 2:01 pm
What's with the "Ding Dong Song?"
Is that in the commercial for the Pr0naments?
November 12th, 2009 at 2:13 pm
um, it supposed to be the tune of ding dong the wicked witch is dead from wizard of oz. I guess wrong blog. hahaha
But I like BananaFysh's reason better. More creative. ha!
November 12th, 2009 at 2:32 pm
Thanks Sally for the rhyme. I'll do ya one better and incorporate some of yours........with MINE.
Ding Dong da bump is dead,
so fugly on OL's head.
Schmooshing and water did not matter,
sticking out it made OL's head look fatter.
Heat, humidity, a hat and perspiration,
Killed dat hair bump....no more frustration!
OL.............$#%^@# hair bump!
November 12th, 2009 at 3:17 pm
OL: Can we safely assume you were not A$$aulted in the men's room today? yayyy!
We got plenty of subject matter already, don't need a WEIRDO story today.
November 12th, 2009 at 3:38 pm
Ha, ha! That's funny. The kids didn't recognize the Ding Dong song from the Wizard of Oz.
Try list the "So Long, Farewell" rhyme.
November 12th, 2009 at 3:39 pm
Oh Man, you gotta see the surf in Hilo Bay. Choice. Now not a good time to bee in da watah cause get BEEg bolts hitting the ocean and land.
I think maybee going get snow (Not our lovely snow) on da mountains if this keeps up. Winter is here.
November 12th, 2009 at 3:41 pm
Rudolph, the Red %^# Reindeer,
Had a very shiny #$&@,
And if you ever touched it,
You would see just how it grows!
All of the other reindeer
Used to ^%$# and call him dirty names,
They always let big Rudolph
Join in all their %^#$ing games.
Then one %$^# Christmas Eve,
Santa came
To say, "Rudolph with your #^&%$ of might,
Won't you %^#$% my &^$&^$ tonight?"
Then all the reindeer #%&ed him,
as they shouted out with glee,
Rudolph the Red-%^#$ Reindeer,
You'll go down
November 12th, 2009 at 3:46 pm
Sorry, had to do a Pr0nament rhyme.
I knew that Sally's rhyme was from the Wizard of Oz.
I just wanted to make fun of her use of "Ding Dong."
November 12th, 2009 at 4:00 pm
OMFG! Try look out the #$%##@@ window! The $%#^@# sky is all #$%@^# gray! I think its gonna $%#^#! storm!
If I remember correctly this is the SECOND $%^#$@ time that Queenie's given me $#%!^( potty mouth.
Normally I'm a %$@#$! saint.
OL.................where's my halo?
November 12th, 2009 at 4:05 pm
@OL -- yeah, parts of Maui are getting #^%$# unloaded on. There's &^@$ thunder and %&#$^ lightning.
Me wanna hide under my #%^$ blankie right about now!
Well, at least my &*#%^ dirty car will get a bocha.
November 12th, 2009 at 4:19 pm
BananaFysh: Wow, major fist bumps and bolo head (not from me!) bumps for that rhyme! I'm #$%@^# impressed! Some lines just cracked me up!
And did you really know it was the "Wizard of Oz" song????
Ocean Lover: Really? Hope I don't get all wet when I go home!
November 12th, 2009 at 4:41 pm
@Shauna --
It's BEEn while since I flexed the old "creative muscle." 
MUST....
RESIST....
INNUENDO!
November 12th, 2009 at 4:43 pm
Maui is getting blasted with rain: http://radar.weather.gov/Conus/hawaii.php
Oahu, maybe later tonight. On the left where it says Hawaii, press on Loop next to Hawaii to see the movement.
November 12th, 2009 at 4:44 pm
@BF - I heard swearing help relieve pain.
November 12th, 2009 at 4:58 pm
@Largo -- That's a bunch of #$#%^& BEEcause my $&*%(^$&*^ back hurts like a *&$%^($*&%.
Hm, mayBEE I gotta learn how to swear out of my &%$$ to affect the backside?
November 12th, 2009 at 5:32 pm
Howzit all you *&^%)*!# BEEs
OL; just to let you know I'm not &#*#$*%! blind you udda QUEEA, I *^#!^)^$* NKHEA remember
NKHEA..... goin cook !^*&%$# dinna now, and still wonderin how OL can have !*)&%$#! bad hair day
November 12th, 2009 at 5:38 pm
NKHEA: If OL is bolohead, den da way he can have!@$!#$^ bad hair day, is if a wind gust blows his wig off his head.
November 12th, 2009 at 5:40 pm
Woo-hoo, made it home without getting even a bit wet! Now it's time to head out for *^#!^)^$* ice cream or dessert! Who's in?
November 12th, 2009 at 5:40 pm
BananaFysh: Yes, you must resist!! Try as hard as you can!! Miss that creative muscle of yours!
November 12th, 2009 at 5:41 pm
NKHEA: Whatcha *^#!^)^$* cooking for dinner?
A little over a week to the *^#!^)^$* party!! 
November 12th, 2009 at 5:42 pm
David In Oregon: We need to stop teasing Ocean Lover about his hair, or lack thereof.
November 12th, 2009 at 5:42 pm
@Shauna: Ice cream eh? I'm getting mine tomorrow. Having lunch with a friend, then Yogurtland after that. Oh, that means no music from me tomorrow either. Sorry.
November 12th, 2009 at 5:42 pm
QB: Dessert? Only if you know of a place that has Razzleberry Pie!!
November 12th, 2009 at 5:42 pm
Ocean Lover: I love your potty mouth. It makes me laugh, plus I know you guys all love the opportunity to half let it out!
November 12th, 2009 at 5:44 pm
QB: Jus' as long as they don't let it out the other end. B.B.O. !!
November 12th, 2009 at 5:44 pm
Woo-hoo! I hit #100!
EMM386: Ooh, I wanna come!
Tart fart tart fart!! 
So are you coming to the Triad Party next week?
David In Oregon: Shoots, I keep forgetting to look for that razzleberry pie!!! I still need to get my hands on a piece (but really the whole pie!)!
November 12th, 2009 at 5:50 pm
YM-QB: "Shoots" ? Is that the best you can do? If so, I think you better renounce your title. True queens don't say words like shoots.
November 12th, 2009 at 7:40 pm
I think we all need religion after this day of blasphemy!
November 12th, 2009 at 7:58 pm
Good evening hive!
November 12th, 2009 at 8:11 pm
Hi M! Anything new at my house? I hope they haven't cut down the avacado tree!
November 12th, 2009 at 8:27 pm
@Scott, the people there has been having loud parties lately. nah nah just joking.
Everything looks fine and quiet. Your avacado tree is still there. Nothing to worry about.
November 12th, 2009 at 8:48 pm
Shauna: What happened to your f#&*#(@ BJ score??? It #%!! disappeared off the list... Doesn't !#!%^&# matter anyhow since I just creamed it...
November 12th, 2009 at 8:49 pm
Good evening M, Scott, and DiO
November 12th, 2009 at 8:51 pm
Uku! I'm gonna pass your $%^#$% BJ score!..........$%#@!# mayBEE.
OL..............$%#%$@@ BJ
November 12th, 2009 at 8:58 pm
Good (late) evening everyone!
November 12th, 2009 at 8:59 pm
Good Evening Everyone!
Just back from Bday dindin at Gordon Biersch. Plates after plates of pupus and then bread pudding that went around the table. Got a shot of JD that I couldn't even get to, gave it to the Bday Boy. Couldn't even finish my own Jack n Diet.
Sally>>>*not a true drinker*
November 12th, 2009 at 9:01 pm
Some Where Out There
Beneath the pale moonlight....
It's storming!
We could see lightning flashes in the skies way out in the oceanside. Must BEE Maui. Are we next? Tomorrow?
November 12th, 2009 at 9:10 pm
sally: be glad you saw those lightning strikes out over the ocean. Around here, we get those in the neighborhood.
November 12th, 2009 at 9:18 pm
David In Oregon: $%^#$%! Why did I just say "shoots"?
sally: You didn't finish your Jack?
Ukuhead: My score is still there! Yours is definitely beatable!
Ocean Lover: You didn't pass it yet!! $%^#$% $%^#$% $%^#$%!
November 12th, 2009 at 9:21 pm
Wasn't "strikes", just big huge flashes. Now I'm home and checked FB, my friends in Waipio / Pearl City side said it's thunder 'n lightning. Still dry in Kapahulu.
November 12th, 2009 at 9:31 pm
Oooh, the queen is on top for BJ.
November 12th, 2009 at 9:36 pm
D in O: that did not sound right!
November 12th, 2009 at 9:39 pm
November 12th, 2009 at 9:42 pm
sally: what happened? go to a place like that and you ain't got Jack? Dude!!!
November 12th, 2009 at 9:47 pm
You guys are confusing me. I got Jack infused brain right now.
November 12th, 2009 at 9:49 pm
Shauna: yeah, your score appeared again... how odd...
Thunderbolts and lightning, very very frightening...
November 12th, 2009 at 10:53 pm
Ukuhead: Dang, it looks like I won't BEE able to beat you tonight!
David In Oregon: Not quite on top but high enough.
Good night!
November 13th, 2009 at 8:15 pm
Whenever I curse, I use Catholic blasphemies: Close the drawer on my thumb?:last bit of a Hail Mary. Zip my jeans too fast?: blurt out something about Jesus and Mary that indicates the former is a MF. Once, I put a gash in my leg with a climbing spike. That was good for a three Hail Marys, two Our Fathers and a string of invectives against Joseph for not being man enough to screw his wife. And the best part is I'm not Catholic so I can't go to Catholic hell where demons rip my flesh as I burn in flames for all eternity and never attain the beatific vision. I'm a Methodist.! In Methodist hell the worst thing is the golf course is closed on Wednesdays.
November 13th, 2009 at 9:15 pm
turk fontaine: That is hilarious!! And somehow I don't think you were joking!